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Female Groomer

Idiot "It's not the same! It's not the same when a female groomer fucks a kid!"

Hym "All of the consequences of bad female behavior is mitigated by a society that shelters them. How is it any different? Did Milo not get cancelled for confessing to the gay equivalent of that very thing? I just heard about a story where a 13 year old got molested by his Female teacher and when he turned 18 he found out that he owed child support. How the fuck is 18 years of indentured servitude better than 9 months of mild-severe discomfort + 4-8+ hours of pain? She chose right I guess. That's some consequence free little (or, more likely, not so little) boy dick and some free ass money. He can't give informed consent but who gives a shit because he's a boy and she's a woman. 'The cause for female sex offense is not a monolith' Yeah... Ok. I'm sure there is not a single commonality in ANY of the cases."
by Hym Iam April 23, 2022
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grooler

the tailgaters fantasy; a mixture of a grill and a cooler as seen in recent bud light commercials
"you ready for some tailgateing tonight?"

"yeah man did you hear todd just bought the grooler"

"atta boy todd"
by 7th flo crew September 3, 2009
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Sup Groovestats?

A phrase originated from In The Groove's score recording site, Groovestats. Basically, a way to greet someone, along the lines of "sup man" or "hey dude."
"Sup Groovestats?"
"Not tons, man."
by KDavis January 20, 2008
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groovetational

Like cheese, only less so.
"I had a groovetational sandwich."

"Tough luck, I had cheese."
by jimbob 11 May 13, 2005
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groomfag

A guy that gets married and then adds his wife's name to his last name.
"man can you believe that groomfag, i bet he'd still take it in the ass if he could get it"
by Mike234234234 August 29, 2007
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Simon Groom

Want to come to my house for some Simon Groom?
by Anonymous April 1, 2003
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