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matthew fernandes

A sexy man who likes a girl named Tori
Matthew fernandes is a sexy man who jacks himself off
by Cormax August 8, 2019
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dirty fernandez

1- the act of of have your waitress at a Mexican restaurant give your Burritto a special touch from below her border when you are demanding and make her job harder then her $2.13 deserves
2. The cooking technique involving spit and bodily fluids used at Mexican reteraunts to add a little spice to your dish when you complain and send the order back to the kitchen
3. Finding pubes in your salsa and chips
When Jess complained about the her burrito, her waitress returned with the dirty fernandez special in it's place.
by Jer Bear January 17, 2008
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systemic inflammation originally found in Miami, FL but spread to the southern California region. Symptoms include beer drinking, pirate dressing, and insanely floppy hair
Watch out for ferdanditis, it is highly contagious.
by thumper84 February 28, 2011
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Fertance

A type of language spoken by many people on certain occasions. It consists of many words mixed and mashed together to make a complete language.
Guy 1: Woah this guy knows how to speak The Fertance!
Guy 2:(speaking Fertance) If you add the plibbins and the tibbins you get a phlippinz.

Guy 3: That is the Fertance!!!
by Junny66 June 10, 2011
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