pining for the fiords

a phrase used as a last ditch attempt to avoid blame for killing something. First used by Monty Python in the infamous "dead parrot" sketch.

#1: "I'm here to get my dog"

#2: "Here you go"

#1: "Holy crap it's dead"

#2: "No it's not, it's just pining for the Fiords"

by Co-stanza August 17, 2010

Fiona

Someone who hates minorities

She hates everyone who isn't white!
What a Fiona.

by xxxxepicgamerdoggystyle69xxxx February 6, 2021

Fiona

Likes MAtthew

OMG, Did you know that fiona likes Matthew!

by ImadeFionasname June 9, 2020

fionnbarr

bald, has a reversable mohawk
and says
"i dont know !!" ALOT!!

usually thinks he hallarious
when really his jokes suck dick!!

and

he needs a new hearing aid !!
on the left ear :
AND
he says LAD ALOTTTTT

Fionnbarr is a lad and he doesnt have a joey : he needs it BADLY
MORE THEN HE NEEDS THE HEARING AID!!









joey mean big yooowhooo in irish.

by marsha sockabitch February 12, 2009

Fiona

Issa hoe, and ugly, she should die.

Jwkaj: she is ugly

Hsjsms: it must be fiona

by fionalmao June 18, 2019

Fiona

Fiona is the type of girl who has a small friend group. She’s very obnoxious and self centered, she’s the type of person to fat shame while she sits inside and eats noodles by herself all day. She’s white with brown eyes and her eyebrows are shaped like a check mark. She is known to be a whore or a slut, she constantly says the N-word with the -er ending. Fiona’s also don’t know what a shower is, you can smell her from a mile away.

“You know fiona?”
“Yeah, isn’t that the one whore who showed her pussy?”

by imjusturrealdaf December 2, 2018

Verizon FiOS

A fun place that opened up during the summer in Massapequa Park a town in Long Island. If you were a kid between the ages of 10 to 17, you were there. Basically it was a way for people to test out Verizon FiOS, a high speed internet connection. A couple of kids from Berner Middle School got banned from the place for leaving a huge pile of bikes on the sidewalk. A lot of the rebellious punks and wiggers hung out there. It lasted the whole summer but it had to close down eventually; it was only supposed to show people what Verizon FiOS can do.

Oh, I'm so bored. I'm too lazy to go on Myspace at home so i'll just go to that Verizon FiOS place in the village and go on there.

by CheezNapkin August 1, 2008