Involving necrophilia, the Filthy Nigel involves digging up a fresh grave and extracting the lungs from the corpse (only on any Thursday of the month). Then you take a shit in the lungs (hopefully they haven't decayed too much). After the lungs are filled with shit, the tubes are used as a sexual orifice, filling the lungs with semen in addition to shit.
If you feel sick while performing the Filthy Nigel, simply use the lungs. After everything is completed, bake the lungs at 350 degrees fahrenheit for a day and a half, and enjoy!
If you feel sick while performing the Filthy Nigel, simply use the lungs. After everything is completed, bake the lungs at 350 degrees fahrenheit for a day and a half, and enjoy!
"That Filthy Nigel made out of Sarah's mom was delicious! Better than any kind of Haggis I've ever tried."
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My old lady was really pissing me off the other night, so while I was plowing her in the ass, I pulled out just before I nutted and opted to give her a filthy flores instead!
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An offshoot of dubstep music, in which the focus is on being as loud, heavy, distorted and bassy as possible.
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Get the pop filter mug.Smoldering, intellectual, politically active, incredibly beautiful British actor who defined the character of Mr. Darcy for a generation of admiring females. (I think that "smoldering" is an adjective used far too infrequently since the advent of gas barbecues. We have Colin to thank for bringing it back into vogue.)
Subtly sexy, Colin specializes in portraying characters whose outer reserve obscures the passionate nature bubbling under the surface. He appeals to women of all ages, whose male partners have been known to characterize him as "mental foreplay!"
Subtly sexy, Colin specializes in portraying characters whose outer reserve obscures the passionate nature bubbling under the surface. He appeals to women of all ages, whose male partners have been known to characterize him as "mental foreplay!"
"I met Colin Firth! At the Toronto Film Festival!"
"Was he as gorgeous in person as on film?"
"No! He was gorgeouser!"
"Gorgeouser is not a word."
"Oh."
"Was he as gorgeous in person as on film?"
"No! He was gorgeouser!"
"Gorgeouser is not a word."
"Oh."
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Get the Colin Firth mug.When a woman, or male, put a many icecream toppings on their genitals ( ice cream, whipped cream, cherries, hot fudge, ect.) Then ask you to eat it off of or out of their genitals.
I came home to find my girlfriend laying on the bed, with her pussy covered in whipped cream,hot fudge, and a cherry ontop. She then asked if I would like a taste. To which I replied, "I'd love a taste of your filthy sundae."
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Get the Filthy Sundae mug.A word used mostly by freshmen. A feeble attempt to mean the same as the word "filthy". Ultimately, it doesn't mean anything. Use this word when you are trying to sound cool but just can't seem to make it work.
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