exceptchaballs

1. An exceedingly attractive scrotum

2. very good

1. He has a nice penis, but you should see his exceptchaballs

She cupped his exceptchaballs in her open hand and gazed at the beautiful wonder which she now held.

2. We had an exceptchaballs time on vacation this year!

That restaurant is EXCEPTCHABALLS! You should really try it.

Sir, your attendance has been stellar and your job performance has been EXCEPTCHABALLS. We feel that you deserve a raise.

by drainsnake December 30, 2011

excel calc

this is the same as the standard Microsoft office product otherwise known simply as excel. adding the word "calc" allows the user to make this product seem awesomer than it really is.

I don't like the results this excel workbook is giving me. I think I will try loading this information into an excel calc workbook. then I think I will be happy, and I will also become better looking as a result of using excel calc.

by anonymous calc October 25, 2012

Excellence Minus

A border-line mark given by a teacher to a pupil who has barely achieved an Excellence mark.
Excellence minus is the luckiest mark a student could hope to get.

The blonde-haired boy got an excellence minus in his art project.
His friends were jealous of his excellence minus.

by FrasMewn October 22, 2013

excessive funding

(From the National Football League's penalty for 'excessive celebration') Said of a website that either requires you to remember yet another password or is loaded with so much advertising and pop-ups, yet has content that might be useful to you, as to be unusable. A website that doesn't pull its load.

User goes to interesting-looking site, gets bombarded with pop up ads only to find that you need to create a log-in to get the content.

Referree says: "Excessive funding...10 yard penalty..."

by Braveheart The Brat-Free May 24, 2014

Excellence Team

A nickname used to describe the Apttus Alliance team, coined by a key member of the team. It was popularized in June 2014 as the team was consistently doing excellent things. For example, on a Friday in June the team catered Red Rooster Tacos for AEs, gave out koozies and even held a drawing to win an RN74 gift card. Many other documented examples can be found in online collaboration groups.

The Excellence Team looks forward to meeting you!

by sftex June 4, 2014

excelomanum

Excel-oh-man-um

From the Latin word "excello" meaning "surpass" and the Latin word "humanum" meaning "human or humanity", excelomanum is a word for a being surpassing humanity or "too perfect" to be human

She's no longer human; she's too perfect for that, she's an excelomanum.

by TheNarrator6099 November 14, 2016

excel master

"Just like Mozart mastered the piano to make beautiful music, an Excel Master mastered Excel to make beautiful spreadsheets." -jh

An Excel Master makes a layman's Excel spreadsheet look like a paper towel after cleaning up a pizza party gone to the dogs.

Typically, Excel Masters hold their former Excel spreadsheets dear to their heart.

Since an Excel Master may have a special fondness of numbers and organization, they make great co-workers and friends.

Step back!---Jon's creating an Excel Masterpiece and you know that means; Mozart is rolling in his grave. It's okay Mozart, we'll play your Piano Concerto No. 24 at the unveiling of Jon's latest Excel Masterpiece.

Why didn't you tell me that Jon's an Excel Master? I spent the past hour working on this sloppy spreadsheet, while he's over there like a wizard using his Excel Mastery arts.

by SP@RKLE February 11, 2017