Elmer Fudd

A practice of sexual gratification in which a man squeezes Elmer's glue onto his hands, masturbates, and then peels the dried glue from his member.

When I get home tonight, I'm going to microwave my dinner, cry silently to myself, and give myself an Elmer Fudd.

by BUTTerFINGERED March 4, 2009

EGGMERCOP

A way to lable music by the band Evanescence. It stants for Emo-goth-metal-rock-classical-pop. Evanescence fans made it up when they got annoyed at everybody calling the music "goth" or "emo" or "christian" ect.

Person1: Omg i cant beleave you like that band thear soooooooooo pop.

Person2:Evanescence is EGGMERCOP you dumbass.

by VampGoddess13 September 8, 2005

emergency blow

Verb: Urgent need to have a bowel movement that is so pressing as to require one to utilize a public, and typically disgusting, restroom wihtout enough time to hold it long enough to make it home to a sanitary commode/toliet.

ORIGIN: Term from submarines where by air/balast is quickly released causing the submarine to rise rapidly- see the film Hunt for Red October

Jones had eaten mass quanites of mexican food the night before and was forced to excute an "emergency blow" at the nearest Gas Station.

by JTH13 May 29, 2008

nine to five ham and egger

a non-stand out, common person. Derived from the job hours of a typical office drone often enjoys a pedestrian ham and egg breakfast at Denny's.

Hells yeah that's my mansion. What do you think I am some kind of nine to five ham and egger?

by Punch Dancing Out My Rage May 29, 2009

Elmer Fud

FUD campaign that backfires, making the people who started it look stupid.

Named for WB cartoon character Elmer Fudd.

SCO's lawsuit against IBM and Linux became Elmer Fud.

by Man-Machine April 12, 2008

Elmeroko

A word used when somebody is shocked/surprised.

It can be used in a good way or a bad way.

ELMEROKO!!!!! THAT WAS NOT NICE!!!!!!!!!!

Elmeroko that is a beautiful tree!

Elmeroko!!! A diamond ring?! You shouldnt have!

by emma0726 April 13, 2009

emergencybsitquick

The feeling you get when you need to BS your homework before the start of class.

- Did you do your HW?

- OH NO! (feels a need to "emergencyBSitquick")

by Bobthedodo March 31, 2010