Dusty Diamond

An single, older woman who has a lot of money.

Sorry to hear you two broke up! You should come where I live, there are plenty of dusty diamonds to choose from!

by neoikon37 February 23, 2007

Diamond hoe

i useless object, waste of time and money. Good thing to call your siblings and friends

a: you are such an annoying pereson!

b: sure but at least I'm not a diamond hoe :))

by im just trying to prove stuff August 24, 2020

diamond hoe

the perfect tool for large farms

*hoes 400 blocks* "welp, there goes another diamond hoe"

by ?mypseudonym? June 16, 2020

Crazy Diamond

A legendary figure, typically British, who contributed greatly to culture, science, or the advancement of man in any way.
Even despite some considerable and inherent flaw that held them back in life.

Guy 1: "Syd Barrett was the original Crazy Diamond"
Guy 2: "Yeah? Stephen Hawking was a Crazy Diamond too"
Guy 1: "Shine on you Crazy Diamonds"

by StrayanDoc September 18, 2020

Blood Diamond

Blood Diamond refers to overweight (thick) white chicks that date black men exclusively.

Dang, homeboy is rolling with a beautiful blood diamond. She's thick as hell.

by Ballin Ass Chris August 8, 2014

diamond miner

A variation of the coal miner. when fisting the person and grabbing the turd, just before extraction donkey punch the individual.

Jared thought that Josh was going to give him a special Valentines gift. Little did Jared know that Josh and Richie were experianced 'alternative' diamond miners.

by CoxHall Master March 26, 2007

Dustin Diamond

A sexual act performed by shaving the female specimans hair off then proceeding to jaz'm (see definition) onto her freshly shaved scalp, coating the entire skull. Next, you squat a spot over top of her gleaming dome and proceed to shave your rancid pubic hair onto her head, sprinkling in such a fashion that is resembles a Dustin Diamond aka. Screech's hairstyle.

"Dude, Rolo Tony's girlfriend actually asked me to give her a Dustin Diamond. I couldn't refuse."

by Shawn Sager August 12, 2008