derrington

A gentle man sometimes but, other times just an asshole.

Wish I had a Derrington in my life!!

by Kitty cat 12 July 18, 2017

derptidude

DERPTIDUDE, noun. Punning portmanteau meaning:
(1) intellectually deprived, morally depraved broflake, a dude with attitude so solipsistically self-serving, justifying, discriminatory, and obnoxious it's turpitude (depravity; wickedness), who espouses ideas and engages in behavior so stupid and inane -- derp!!

(2) the state of being such.

Derptidude says Hurricanes Harvey and Irma have nothing to do with climate change, which is a hoax funded by the Chinese and a climate science industrial complex conspiracy, but are God's warning that unless America repents repealing His divine orders regarding gender identity, gay marriage and homosexuality, He will destroy US and the world with flooding again... despite His covenant with Noah never to do so again.

by IckityAcketyOok September 14, 2017

Derren Brown

A sneaky poo you weren't expecting. Like it's materialised from the bottom of the deck.

I thought I'd finished my ten-Guinness poo, but someone dealt me a sneaky Derren Brown

by AzBag September 25, 2017

Derrick

The epitome of a bully. Usually a December Sagittarius, he is blunt and loves to fuck with everybody just to gauge their reaction. Despite his abrasive nature he deeply cares for his family and friends and will give the shirt off his back. His intellectual antithesis is usually as Gemini male whose name begins with J

Derrick stop, nigga you play too much!

by JKrump October 27, 2017

Derrick M

A bitch ass nigga with a eat up stick shift car that’s fat, gets no bitches, and eats dick on the low...

Wow look at that butch Derrick M

by Derrick Moultrie December 19, 2017

Derrick Pepper

A black and mild smoking Mfer with a smart ass mouth. Loves popping jiggas and causally calls every one a “BITCH”. Loves to drink LIQAH but can drive while drunk. Alos has an unhealthy fetish with Ranch. Yes , RANCH.

Wow, that Derrick Pepper over there sure is annoying

by Geaixretarted April 21, 2018

derrence

derrence likes basketball and long bus rides, as well as looking at himself in the mirror. he don't like soft drinks, gyming and chocolate.derrence always says that he is fat when HE'S NOT.

oh look, that's Derrence. he's looking at himself in the mirror AGAIN.

by sizteenapril January 24, 2018