Cuban Missile Crisis

Two men stare each other deep in the eyes and masturbate. The first one to ejaculate loses and will be forced to finish the other man off.

"Hey Craig, our Cuban Missile Crisis last night was crazy. I can't belief I came first, my arms are so sore."

by YourBoiSwaggyJ December 12, 2018

The Cuban pass

The Cuban equivalent of "the 'n' word pass" for people of color. It allows a person of Cuban descent to be excluded from ridicule or incendiary comments based on their status of being from the island of Cuba.

Bro don't worry. I know it sounds kinda mean but he gave me the Cuban pass

by Stein1856 October 17, 2019

Cuban Cropdust

While snorting cocaine off someone’s asshole they fart and blow it all over your face.

I was hanging out with Tiffany last night and she gave me a Cuban cropdust!

by Boogboi December 03, 2022

Cuban Pancake

When a person of Cuban descent, drops a deuce on the chest of their partner, creating a shit pancake.

Ariana dropped a massive load on Dale's chest and then squatted down and created a plate sized Cuban Pancake.

by Cabron48 October 22, 2018

Cuban, Dominicans (Republic), and Spaniards: The First Juvenile Release...Ah Tu Maldita Madrina Y Padrino.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Cuban, Dominicans (Republic), and Spaniards: The First Juvenile Release...Ah Tu Maldita Madrina Y Padrino.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 28, 2025

Cuban Wheelbarrow

A position in intercourse among three people, where the person in the middle is giving oral and receiving from behind. The two on either end are suspending the middle person in the air, by their arms and legs.

After the Eiffel Tower, can we try the Cuban Wheelbarrow?

by DoktorJag March 24, 2024

young cuban

1k😬

Young cuban: A person who always keeping it 1k😬 , A person who don't like to complain, A person who gotta good heart

by Young cuban March 15, 2017