porterican credit card

A pistol or other weapon some dickhead uses for robbing you.

Dickhead: "Give me all your money"

You: "Fuck you"

Your Friend: "Watch out he's got a porterican credit card!"

by Ellusionist January 21, 2007

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Bed Cred

Bed Cred is the reputation you gain among your peers for sexual prowess (or not, as the case may be). Bed cred is not gained only from bedroom sex, it can be gained from sex in a swimming pool, tennis court, or for extra points, bondage on ITV primetime, or other live tv shows. Interesting positions and/or use of equipment can get you extra cred, but size is the main factor - a 1 foot wonder will always beat a 1 inch wonder. Just remember, word has to get round, or no Bed Cred can be gained.

Josh lost almost all his bed cred when he split up with Jane and she admitted he only had 3 inches

by Little_Meep March 21, 2008

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crendon

A fucking asshole that is extremely into old rock bands and will be a fucking bitch to anyone who opposes hi

Fuck you crendon ac/dc is a good band .

by GassedJew June 4, 2018

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crenden

Crenden is like supercalifragelisticexpealidosis. something that is undefinable.

sometimes a crenden can be smart and sometimes an ass.

woaaahh dude, you just pulled a Crenden.

Don't be such a Crenden man.

by semog nednerc September 16, 2020

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Crendan

This guy is quite odd, always sending you the same tik toks that you’ve already seen but has good intentions, only wanting to make you smile. He’s one of a kind as Crendans are almost extinct.

“You’re such a crendan.” “Is it because I’m one of a kind?”

by Donut that’s Set Ablaze January 25, 2022

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