crap dongle

A theoretical, invisible master key of technology, attached to a company's computer network, that keeps all of it's technology running smoothly and seamlessly. It is usually possessed by a single IT system administrator and is automatically disconnected when it's owner is out sick or on vacation, thus ensuing immediate system failure. It's existence has never been proven, and much like a black hole's vacuum of light, is only visible by it's surrounding aura of destruction and chaotic effects.

Bruce left and took his crap dongle with him, now our computers and servers have been down.

by daniel Tamez January 19, 2008

Cheapster Bunny

Due to economic constraints, this is the bunny that appeared to visit most of America this year, instead of the usual Easter Bunny.

Last year, I got a huge basket with some really neat stuff from the "Easter Bunny." This year, my measly gift bag with a few Wal-Mart brand fishing lures must have been delivered by the "Cheapster Bunny."

by CaptKC April 12, 2009

crap on this

(verb; present tense)

Said when circumstances are no longer adequate to your general interest; over this; fuck this; this sucks; etc.

Can be incorporated into appropriate context.

"Crap on this, I'm going home!"

"Crap on McDonalds, I'm going to Inn'out!"

"Crap on commercials, I'm getting bagel bites!"

"Crap on school! I'm going to be sick tomorrow."

"Crap on the cat, It can feed itself!"

"Crap on this, let's leave!"

"Crap on Vista! where's my old XP install-disc?!"

by anderson760 April 15, 2009

Cheapasaurus

Men so cheap they make women pay on their 1st AND 2nd date!!!!

"He's such a cheapasaurus!! When I offered money for the coffee...he volunteered me to pay for the movie!!"

by Jill F February 18, 2009

Crap, slap, nap

The ultimate hangover cure - big shit, jerk off, and back to bed.

Yo - I am heading back to the room for a CSN - crap, slap, nap.

by O'Dog September 18, 2009

cheapadic

is when some is cheap and doesnt want to spend alot

jim:i bought another pair of shoes for a dollar
kelly:oh wow your a cheapadic

by mickey xtream February 18, 2010

Crap Hammock

Those hammer style pants. The ones with the saggy bit round the bum. They look like they are their to catch your shite when you have a drunken accident.

What d'ya think of my MC Hammer pants?

Why they're an awesome crap hammock!

by Rubix crude November 30, 2010