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comb-over

When a guy is balding majorly in the middle of his head and has long hair on the sides, he combs it over the top of his head and creates the (hysterical) illusion that he has more hair than he really does.
Nice comb-over grandpa.
by AlphaDog December 22, 2003
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Combat Pussy

(noun): Refers to female sexual prowess on par with the fighting abilities of a seasoned combat veteran. This black belt in the martial art of fucking cannot be acquired by reading a book, studying porn, or even from frequent intercourse, even though all of these may be elements of combat-pussy training. A female can only get combat pussy by devoting herself to fucking as if it were a vocation or calling. Only after vast on-the-job training and real-world experience does she become a Warrior of Fuck, a Special Fucking Forces Agent of Sloppy Ops.

Much more than a mere "good lay," a female in possession of combat pussy fucks on a whole different level, and may be insulted by requests for ordinary sex acts, since they are like bringing a knife to a gunfight.

A man (or woman) who is fucked by a female with combat pussy may experience blackouts, irregular heartbeat, convulsions and vomiting; it may also result in Post-Fuckmatic Stress Disorder (PFSD), flashbacks, anal bleeding, penile epilepsy accompanied by sudden spunking, spontaneous lactation, swamp ass, and Jangly Chalkballs Syndrome (resulting in ejaculation of a white, powdery dust instead of semen).
Man: "Say, why don't you suck my dick, baby?"
Woman: "Dick sucking's for babies. I don't suck dick--I got combat pussy."

Later: "Holy shit. Hand me your wallet--my dick's having a grand mal seizure. Where am I? Why does my asshole look like an entrance wound? Damn, that lady had combat pussy mos def."
by QuinnFlint August 2, 2011
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COMB

Cum On My Butthole
It's internet Macro speak for when you want somebody to cum on your butthole or imply that somebody is enough of a fag to want your cum on their butthole.
I was doing my hair and said I needed my comb. Next thing you knew, my roommate shot a load on my anus.
by jjnord June 20, 2010
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combforward

A style of hairdo where hair is combed to the front of the head in an effort to conceal a receding hairline.
by Aleigh Acerni and Holly Fisher October 13, 2004
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Combination diapering

Combination diapering is the process of using both cloth and disposable diapers in ones home. A combination of the two types of diapers.
Mrs. Smith always opted for combination diapering with her children when they were babies.

For the first several weeks after my children's birth, I chose combination diapering.
by Lorraine Jorgenson. February 11, 2007
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Fart Combat

like a karate styled hand moevement, to blow of unwated odours.
"going into fart combat, when some trys to fart on you or around you"
by Rachel Mck July 13, 2006
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combine

1. A piece of farm equipment that harvests grain/corn/etc. The whole plant is cut down and the kernels are removed. The kernels are then stored in a tank, while other material, such as stalks, is deposited on the ground.
2. A metaphor used by Chief Bromdon in Kesey's One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest to describe the shaping influences in America. Media, government, authority figures, the social class system, citizens, greed, etc. shape members of American society; any individuals are chewed up until they are left naive and docile - certain qualities are kept, just like a combine in the field.
1. The combine erased the field of grain, leaving only straw on the ground and kernels in its storage tank.

2. The combine is a cause of the disapproval of American society from foreign perspectives.
by moose4 December 30, 2008
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