Chinese Knockout

When you have someone squeeze your neck until there is no circulation going to your brain and you pass out for several seconds. When you're blazed and you do this you'll be a lot more fucked up when you regain conciseness.

Guy 1: Hey, you wanna play Chinese knockout?

Guy 2: Fuck no.

by Anonymous758474 February 25, 2009

Chinese Puzzle

1. (n) A puzzle which has no solution.

Jack: I can't figure out this maze.
Hanns: Yeah, looks like a Chinese Puzzle to me.
Jack: I'll be damned, you're right.

by jsten December 9, 2008

Chocolate chipless cookie

A plain cookie without chocolate chips.

Man I wish I had a chocolate chipless cookie right now.

by BreeNiya April 17, 2008

For cripes sake!

Interjection of anger or annoyance, like darn it, son-of-a-gun!, etc. Euphemistic form of for Christ's sake.

Person: 1 Go f*ck yourself!

Person 2: For cripes sake! Shut up!

Person 1: What does that mean?

Person 2: It means for Christ's sake but without offending anyone.

by Matthew678 March 8, 2019

Mentally Fish And Chips

When Someone Is Ridiculously "Anti-Geeze" even though Sebastian And Tom Irvin Are Over As Fuck.

Liam is so "Anti-Geeze" he makes t-shirts out of bedsheets and pen. He's such a keyboard warrior. Mentally fish and chips.

by The PNTRS June 9, 2015

mikayla chiles

best smile with perfect teeth
most gorgeous girl you will ever meet
tall for a girl
likes to joke around a lot
goes with the flow
pretty big brown eyes
blonde
likes sports
not like any other girl
irreplaceable- unforgettable

boy 1- did you see mikayla chiles today?
boy 2- yes shes so sexy! we might hang out tonight at the football game

by jdfsghn ajsdn December 13, 2010

Chineser

a derogatory term for a Chinese person who is really, really rich

P1: "Do you see that group of people in front of the Louis Vuitton store?"

P2: "Ah ya, those damn Chinesers..."

by Germanman2 September 15, 2016