chatting ninja

One who keeps their status 'invisible' on instant messenger in order to 'screen' messages and/or avoid certain individuals.

Hey, Amy! Ping me when you're available to discuss the project, as I am chatting ninja today to avoid being distracted by other co-workers who are time wasters.

by L-2-the-Stew October 10, 2010

Chesticles

A word for the male pectoral muscles

"He punched me right in the chesticles"

by Leion Sandcastle October 4, 2016

Chatting Chud

When everything that someone says is a lie

Josh stop chatting Chud, there is no way you won that much money or played professional football or own that many houses

by BigCharlieAdam August 30, 2016

Chexting

When one cheats on a significant other using text-messaging.

"I'm pretty sure that I caught Brad chexting on Jennifer with Angelina- they sent winking emojis to each other!"

by twistedmynd December 14, 2016

Chesticles

Chesticles.

1. Chesticles
2. Plural form: Chesticle
3. Singular form: Cheets

by Chestme February 13, 2017

Chesticles

Another word for breasts/milk factories/my eyes are up here

Hey that dude just touched my chesticles! I call sexual harassment!

by Lemonsarentreal February 10, 2018

Chesticle Hair

When a guy or girl is so hairy that their chest hair meets their testicle hair.

There was no end in sight. His chesticle hair covered his entire upper body.

by Denim Allis May 18, 2018