arkansas cheesecake

When you ejaculate inside a person, and then let it drip out to top a cheesecake. Then serve the cheesecake to someone on their birthday

Jo got an Arkansas cheesecake for her 30th birthday

by 417smokey May 23, 2023

Male cheesecake

A man who doesn't wash his foreskin and has tons of accumulated smeg

Kyran has a male cheesecake

by SPARKLY BUTT PLUG May 21, 2024

Philly Cheesecake

A group sex act in which 3 or more uncircumcised men typically who have not showered in days deposit their dick cheese in the recipients orifice until filled.

Example 1:
Bro did you hear that she got Philly cheesecaked last night?

Example 2:

I wouldn’t go near him, he smells like he got Philly cheesecaked.

by Thefurthestvuse December 1, 2024

Strawberry Cheesecake Sloppy

A sexual act where two people (at least one male) engage in oral sex. The person giving the fellatio waits until the recipient is climaxing, then bites down on the base of the shaft and begins scraping upward, essentially degloving the penis.

"Why did you get put in the hospital last week?"

"My girl gave me a Strawberry Cheesecake Sloppy."

by DeutschKonig December 7, 2024

The Age of Cheeselessness

The sad dark period of geology before we can find traces of Cheese in the Earth.

Can you imagine what it must have been like to live in The Age of Cheeselessness?

I can hardly bear to think about it. It brings a tear to my eye. *sob*

by The Bigger Cheese January 12, 2011

Oklahoma Mushroom Cheesecake

Leaving a penis unwashed for several months until theres smegma under his crown and then letting a bitch lick it off.

A:"Damn Shalissa got that Oklahoma Mushroom Cheesecake"
B:"Deadass?"
A:"Deadass"

by n1qq4s May 31, 2017

National eat cheesecake day

This day is on September 9th, It is the one day of the year where you can literally eat any and all cheesecake.

National eat cheesecake day is an entire day where anyone can eat cheesecake until they can’t eat anymore. This day is on September 9th.

by Cheesecakeismybsf December 11, 2019