Granny clay

When you squeeze a full bottle of lube into a 70 year old woman's vagina and her old vag powder mixes with the lube and becomes a thick clay-like substance

"Dude i ate so much granny clay i shit bricks!" "Bro i made a mold of my penis with granny clay!"

by granny clay December 04, 2017

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butt clay

Off brand playdoh

Jimmy did your mom buy this its not playdoh its butt clay

by Hdjdhsbqbkedi December 12, 2016

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clay collins

Homecoming Queen.
Prom Queen.
Omega Chi sweetheart, and something nice to look at.
That’s Clay Collins.

i’m not gay im just in love with you clay collins

by claycollins August 07, 2021

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Clay

A guy who deeply cares about the world around him and likes to deeply feel how the world makes him feel. He strives to show his talents to the people around him and yearns for admiration for his passions. He is firm in who he is and what he wants. Eggs and the noise of old computers turning on makes his Heaven on earth. Veggie Tales, city lights and Christmas lights gives him deep nostalgia. His writings have depth and emotion. You can usually find Clay flying a plane or spending time with his family. To know a Clay is to find pure happiness. -LZ

“Oh dear” is a catchphrase of Clay’s

by LizzieZander September 27, 2021

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