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Australian chink

A yellow slanted-eyes person who always had dreams about migrating to Australia.

But he/she become a nuisance & pest to Australia once he migrated to it
(At one Australian airport)

Bobby: Hey look! That person is so fucking happy to reach Australia now

Michael: He will be an Australian chink soon. What a loser he is...(rolls eyes & walk away)
by ThinkingAustralian October 12, 2008
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Smokey Australian

During sex, the guy lights up and puts it out in the woman's ass. He then proceeds to have anal sex with her.
I'm totally going to do the Smokey Australian with her.
by asian persuasian March 20, 2009
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Australian Sandpaper

When you are in australia on the beach having sex. The male pulls out his penis puts it in the sand and shoves back into the vagina.
You are on the beach having sex with a random girl. Mid stroke you pull out get some sand on your penis and shove it back into the vagina.That is the Australian Sandpaper.
by jonnyb1234 July 18, 2010
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australian jackhammer

When a dude Lights his penis on fire, and then proceeds to have anal sex with a girl
I used the Australian Jackhammer on that girl last night
by Mystic Llama August 16, 2014
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The Australian Lumberjack

The Australian Lumberjack is a sex move which can only be performed on the 17th of December in the town of Tittybong Victoria, where the male occupant hangs upside down from a rope in a tree in a ski mask whilst receiving a blowjob from a female dressed as Julia Gillard who then cuts the rope the male is hanging from after he ejaculates in her mouth
Guy 1: Hey mate what did you get up to on the weekend

Guy 2: Oh nothing much, me girlfriend and I went up to Tittybong to do The Australian Lumberjack

Guy 1: What the Fuck are you talking about
by Sink cum November 1, 2020
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Australian Hot Pocket

The act of shiting in a girls vagina and than fucking it clean.
OMG i just experianced an Australian Hot Pocket it was so HOT
by Bedrocka101 May 28, 2009
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