Assed

means Asked

I jus assed u a question, who u wit?

by Allahatopia November 24, 2018

Asseater

Someone who eats a fuck ton of ass

Dude, Matt is such an asseater

by Cammed out December 17, 2018

assbeat

When you get in a fight and you're down on the ground almost knocked out cold, blood on your face, with a possible broken nose or jaw and black eyes.

Yo did you see that guy's face, he got his assbeat.
George got in a fight this weekend, he got his assbeat

by gamemaster7826 March 7, 2019

asseer

A name strictly given to gods and noblemen.

It's origin is unknown, yet many believe that the name created itself.

You're either an Asseer or a nobody.

Long live Asseer

by Ricardo De'lia March 23, 2019

assed out

when you get drunk and make an ass out of yourself. then finally pass out.

bro she was so drunk she acted a damn fool, now she’s assed out in your brothers bed.

by jfurrrbabyy May 8, 2019

Assena

The Chillest of my moms ( I have 3)

Assena is chill.

by Carloswith3moms May 21, 2019

asscend

When one is so obsessed with the topic of ascension that they just end up looking and acting like a complete ass, usually by bragging about it, denying their inflated ego ignoring that their “spiritual journey” is nothing more than a mask used to cover up their quest to appear and feel like they’re above everyone, and other obnoxious behaviors. They regurgitate popular spiritual phrases like “love and light” and “namaste”, and post obnoxious memes in order to both validate and cover up their narcissistic douchebag behaviors.

“NewAgers don’t ascend, they asscend.”

“Ever since Becky got into spiritualism she’s been such a bitch. She’s asscended, alright.”

“Hopefully they snap out of it before the asscendsion takes over for good!”

“You’re assending and it’s scaring me!!”

by TreeSquidMcGee August 11, 2019