Assena 

The Chillest of my moms ( I have 3)

Assena is chill.

Assena by Carloswith3moms May 21, 2019

Asena 

Shewolf
A crazy girl with a sweet caring heart and a dirty mind.
Asena always seams to be happy on the out side but is sad on the inside.
She is an amazing friend and is always a shoulder to cry on and will always help you and cheer you up.

"that girl is such a Asena, always caring for her friend"

Asena by Emmi Tomlinson December 30, 2013

AssEar 

End result of wearing huge earrings which leaves large holes in the ear. Fixing the holes results in stitches that leave a scar that looks like an A-Hole.

Yo Michelle, Those earrings the size of a Double Stuff Oreo are going to give you AssEar

AssEar by Michelle1965 October 14, 2019

Assence 

Assence - noun

Any type of odour that contains distinct noticeable characteristics which indicate that the smell originated from the rear end of a person or animal.
The severity of the odour can be of any degree.

"Assence" is formed by merging the words "Ass" and "Essence".

An assence may be the result of: flatulence be it post coital or otherwise, a Rippee, excretion, dogs, pigs or other dirty animals etc....

1: Remember that super hot chick from the dress shop? We had the most amazing date ever last night.
2: And?
1: We get back to her place and had the best sex I have ever had in my entire life, like intergalactic Avatar sex, I blew fireworks all over the wall.
2: And?
1: So afterwards we're lying there, basking in the afterglow when all of a sudden the entire place reeks. It reeks like a sewer in a bad neighbourhood where people only eat Indian food.
2: Now we're talking. Well, there can only be a few possible explanations for this and the first thing that comes to my mind is her vagina. Was it, like, rank dude?.
1: No!
2: That happens to chicks dude, that's why they invented the douche.
1: I thought they invented that so we had something to call you?
2: Very funny…
1: No, I'm just kidding. It wasn't her vagina. I have plenty of experience with rank vagina plus this odour has more of like an Ass Essence to it, an "Assence" if you will.
2: Was it you?
1: No bro, no way, not a chance. First off I never fart with a new chick until like the fourth date, third date maybe. Second off I have never in my life farted the smell of a rotten corpse. I would have to eat the corpse of a dead guy who just ate Indian food and then shit himself in order to fart a smell that bad.

Do you smell that assence?

You can smell an assence if you enter a toilet or restroom after someone had a dump.
Most noticeable in a club/bar or restaurant

Assence by rzhhhh November 23, 2011

Assinaise

Using Mayonaise in place of lubricant

Where's the lube? Gotta go to the fridge and use the next best thing - Mayonaise

Mayonaise + Lube = Assinaise

Assinaise by Astam Outh August 19, 2009

Assenholen 

How to say "asshole" while sounding like a stereotypical German.

I'll Fuch you right in ze Assenholen

Assenholen by Dark Night Enforcer January 27, 2015

Asena 

She is caring and smart. She is smarter than all of her friends but never shows it.
She has a lot of great ideas and answers in her head but another person says it before her. She is pretty and one of the best friends u will ever have

She is my favorite person ever. She is an Asena

Asena by 567821 October 21, 2017