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Mobile Dick Sucking Unit / M.D.S.U 

The Mobile Dick Sucking Unit or 'M.D.S.U' for short is a contraption devised to enable players to get head while walking along, thus enabling them to continue day to day life, while pimping it up.
It's basically a tray on wheels.
Guy 1: 'Did you see that badman walking along and getting sucked off by that slammin' hottie at the same time?'

Guy 2: 'Yeah mate, that's Kessah using his Mobile Dick Sucking Unit / M.D.S.U'
Related Words

Sucking Corporate Dick 

When a person with enough money and more than enough fame (often devoid of talent) decides to sell out their life work for a few million more. More prevalent now than ever, the corporate cock sucker will stop at nothing and go those extra few miles for a slurp of that money dick.

Nowadays, the music world is so intertwined with the corporate world, the term, Sucking Corporate Dick, can apply to almost every act or artist in the top 20 (At any one time)
That fucking asshole Will.i.am just sold out even more by becoming "director of creativity" at global technology firm, Intel. If there is a better example of "Sucking Corporate Dick" than him, I will eat my fucking hat... bro

this sucks 

Phrase to describe an event, item or activity this that is so undesirable or worthless that it sucks the life out of you.
My truck broke down again, this sucks!
this sucks by ridiculous sucks June 27, 2016

sucks the warts off a dead dogs' balls 

used to refer to how much Gigli actually sucked
At the screening of GIGLI , Jean says " Damn , this movie sucks the warts off a dead dogs' balls "

sucking-chest-wound 

Noun,
A US Military term for a special kind of upper-torso wound (usually combat related) caused mostly by bullet-projectiles or sharpnel, which punctures/damages the lungs/chest cavity in such a way as to create an amazing (but often fatal) condition whereas the victim is in essence breathing air(inhaling & exhaling)through the hole in his chest. It's rare, but if you ever get a chance to see one, it's pretty darn cool.
Note: To treat this wound, one waits for the poor sucker to exhale, then covers the wound with a piece of platic. As the victim inhales (sucks-in) hopefully the air-sucking pulls the plastic tight into the wound and forms sort of a rudimentary air-locking seal.
We've got to get Sanchez to the crashwak ASAP; poor bastard's got himself a sucking-chest-wound.
sucking-chest-wound by goodcop8 December 10, 2006

suckdick 

(adjective) Piddling, trifling, puny, or thought to be a waste of one's time.
"This new ham radio is way better than that suckdick CB radio."
suckdick by Witchdoc March 21, 2003