Red light green light game

A masturbation game played between adults where one person says red light or green light.

The other person male or female masturbates whenever the person has said green light but has to stop when they say red light

Player 2:can we play Red light green light game ?
Player 1:sure!
Player 1: green light

Player 2: begins masturbating

Player 1: decides how Long to wait before saying red light
Player 2: stops
The time between when player1 says red light and green light is up to them it is often played during live streams while player 1 is interacting with people not playing the game

by Rlgl September 8, 2025

Buzz lightyear

The sexual act of having sex with a girl on the stairs, and when you’re about to nut you say “to infinity” and when you finish you say “and beyond” and push them onto the stairs in a family guy-esque. Not to be mistaken with buzz light year the deuteragonist of the Toy Story franchise.

“Can we buzz lightyear”

“What’s that?”

by dominno June 2, 2025

Blue Light Taxi

When a police officer's partner is having a big night out. The Blue Light Taxi is a priority call for transport (of all parties) to another venue or home. This usually involves casual introduction of single persons.

Hey babe, you're so smashed. Can I call you a cab? No way, l will call the blue light taxi, I want you to meet someone.

by Hammo922336 June 27, 2025

My lights were off

The website said I needed to pay by the 26th... They sent me something in the mail saying that I needed to pay by the 15th.... They shut it off on the 22nd while I was asleep. I woke up and saw that the light was off and I knew exactly what happened. And then I sat in the dark and tried to call them but once they turn it off the make you pay something up front and I'm like "I use the fucking website. I go and pay by what the fucking website says and it says the 26th" and this chick sounded like she was about to cry. And guess when I got paid. Guess... The exactly date of my pay day was the 26th. The day by which the website said I had to pay.

Hym "So my lights were off, fuckface. Do you like it? Do you like my little show I put on here? I do it either the lights off sometimes. I KNOW I posted to bitch about it when I happened. Remember that? Remember? I know I posted with about it. Did you laugh?"

by Hym Iam October 25, 2025

Jewish lighting

Intentionally committing arson for the insurance claim.

Mikey’s restaurant was failing but his Jewish lighting attempt failed

by anonymous October 28, 2025

Tea Light

Not very bright. However, considered to be small but powerful.

Short Body builder in the gym trying to do the maths on the plates, and struggling. “Look at that absolute tea light”

by VoodooborkeR November 2, 2025

Crease Lightning

When you are wearing a shirt with bulk creases but you don't care because you are an OG who has zero care for social norms, unless your girlfriend is coming over.

Person 1 - Honor is coming around, don’t you dare say anything about my shirt. I know its creased.

Moments later - Girlfriend arrives...

Girlfriend - "Hey what have you guys been doing?"

Person 2- "Not much, hanging on the couch with crease lightning over here"

by Buzz Kant November 18, 2025