Rondo Job

when you cross someone up dirty driving to the basket like Rajon Rondo.

"damn son, that nigga pulled a Rondo Job all over your ass!"
"man shut the fuck up"
"i dont hate"

Rondo Job by mike_g_11_ April 22, 2010

ankle job 

Any potentially unsafe sexual exploit... Especially involving an ankle.

"Last night your mom ankle jobbed me, and i think i broke something"

ankle job by The Shakespearean Antagonist May 6, 2009

Toy Job 

A job one keeps not out of need, but out of boredom/personal amusement. Generally, these aren't high-paying, high-stress positions, and are usually held by people with existing financial stability

I got so bored last summer, sitting on the yacht all day long, that I got myself a toy job giving lap dances over at Tootsies. The pay's not great, but the freebies and gossip make it worth it.

Toy Job by FriendOrFlake July 29, 2014

rim job 

the act in which u use ur tongue to lick around a o-ring to get some one off

you mother enjoys giving me rim jobs

rim job by scotty poo-tang June 2, 2003

rim job 

touching, licking, sweeping, poking, anything near my ass will not be tolerated ;o)

Lil Moo wanted to give me a Rim Job, but i said only if i can shove my foot up your ass!

rim job by Master Jen November 7, 2006

rim job 

guarding the basket so no one can drive into the paint

clayton likes when it's his turn for the rim job

rim job by heh March 11, 2003

Blow job 

When girls lick, suck, and blow on a guy's dick and usually swallows his cum after he ejaculates. Causes very much pleasure to the guy
trust me, I know!

Today was the best Blow jobJ/sex of my life. I was on the couch, when my wife walked in. She jumped on me and her big, luscious lips sucked my face as she unbuttoned my pants. Her cold, small hands crept down my boxers and squeezed my balls. My penis curved up and grew rock hard. She ripped off my boxers and started to slowly lick my shaft in swirly motions. She gently blew on my dick and then started to lick me with her warm, soft tongue harder and faster. Then she deep throated me and i was pleasured to the max...but i didnt want it to ever stop. She started to hum and moan.I began to cum, i just couldn't hold it in, and she didn't gag a bit. She pleasuringly swallowed it up. She released my dick and i ripped off her blouse and unclipped her bra and started feeling her up. yanked off her skirt and stuck my dick in her ass for some fun Then, I stuck my penis in her beauitful pink pussy with a bit of fuzz and hit her g-spot. She began to moan and scream "Ahhh more more more!"" She orgasmedand was so horny!. I released my dick and she yelped for more. I rubbed over her boobs in circles and then she pushed away my hands and smoothed her chilly, soft hands over my hard balls giving me the urge to cum again but I held it in for her sake. Finally, she stopped rubbing and we started to make out again. Her wet tongue swirled inside my hot mouth, her minty-strawberry breath making me feel like i was in freaking heaven again.

Blow job by justhadsexlonelyisland January 22, 2011