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stretch a cock

When a member of the male species bends over naked, and stretches his penis so as he can touch the tip of the helmet to his tongue giving himself oral pleasure.
I wish that I could stretch a cock like Nick and Patrick do.
by shawn May 27, 2004
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Stretch nuts

Noun. Really bad dis for a guy who’s still a virgin.
Hey stretch nuts! When are you going to lose your virginity?
by B-rizzle November 21, 2018
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Stretch

Kid who has no ass. There are many theories on how he lost it. Some say a shark bit it off. Others think it was ass-rammed off. But the most common theory is that he's never had an ass. This makes sitting quite difficult. He carries around a cushion. People call him NASS, for No-Ass.
Stretch has no ass! Its not there!
by Bob April 5, 2005
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stretch

English travelling dole spongers with overinflated ego's,bad teeth, no hair and black stringy over stretched jumpers, holding a flee bitten dog on a bit of string.
Often found in the early hours laying in doorways in a puddle of their own urine. term later used to refer to any remotely vagrant individual
"Coor did you smell that stretch swimming in that puddle of piss"?
by Don Clements December 14, 2008
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crotch stretch

1.a stretch of the crotch/groin area done by pulling one's bent leg up behind one's head in a sort of turned out scorpion
2.an evil, perverted, ploy by a certain ballet teacher to have a chance to stare at a dancer's crotch area
1."Dancers don't look in the mirror it's a crotch stretch."
by me April 13, 2003
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Stretch

When you can best someone in a game and it can or will be made clear by using the method of tallying.
Kyle definitely stretched billy in a game of basketball 1 on 1, he won by 10.
by Junior's World January 27, 2017
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Stretch her out

To put your fist into a girls vagina/pussy.
Hey sexy momma let me fucking stretch your phat pussy. Yo bro, did you stretch her out. Yessir I did!
by AHG HOOLIE GANG June 16, 2022
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