hitch hiking on the sheets

One who would rather stay in his hotel room and jack off masterbate than bang some Ho(s).

<knock> <knock>

Quit hitch hiking on the sheets and let's go bang some Ho's.

by Arnold Martell June 11, 2006

sheepshit

Any person who blindly follows the teachings of a biblical god.

Jerry Falwell sure did rake in the cash from all that sheepshit.

by kiobe June 3, 2007

sheesh

The sound made when one withdraws a tissue.

"Whoa, man, you sheeshed that tissue really well!"

by barbaraa June 16, 2008

between the sheets

poker game...two cards turned up by the dealer, player offered a chance to bet on next card falling "between" the two showing. If it does you win, if it doesn't you lose, if it matches, you pay double.

dealer turns up an 8 and Queen...next card is a nine, ten or jack - you win, etc...

by hizzoner March 22, 2004

between the sheets

A phrase that can be used at the end of any fortune cookie parable.

"In the near future you will have friends and fame...between the sheets."

by zoo007 March 23, 2004

Sheets

Tired

I'm sheets man, gon' go bed

by Lizzy82 June 20, 2010

Sheesh

The flavored Tobacco you put in a Hooka.

That sheesh we smoked yesterday was Strawberry.

by Kelc B October 16, 2008