Sleephitmeyuh is a rude awakening from your partner as they slap, scratch, stab, punch, drop bows or kick the shit out of you supposedly because of their spasms or involuntary body movements that occur because of nightmares and bad or erotic dreams.

Me: OUCH! WTF!?!
Jean: Oh I'm sorry . . . Did I wake you up?
Me: Dag, I think I'm bleedin'
Jean: I was running. Then I was calling you to come pick me up, and and and You were already sitting down somewhere with all our friends and and You wouldn't . . .
Me: Oh, okay. It's just sleephitmeyuh again.
(20 minutes later)
Jean: Are you asleep?
Me: NO!

sleephitmeyuh by SteveCory January 26, 2011

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sheepshagger

Someone who prefers the sexual company of sheep

That Adrian Jones is a right sheepshagger

sheepshagger by Dave Steele September 25, 2003

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stepshitty

The shitty attitude a stepparent gets from one or more of their spouse's kids, whether deserved or not (usually not). The stepparent is supposed to just smile and continue being nice, understanding and also to continue contributing to the support of their stepchildren no matter how much or how long they get this kind of treatment.

It's such fun to work all day long and then come home to MY house, only to get a big dose of stepshitty from the little princess sitting on my couch, watching my TV.

stepshitty by gimmeareason August 18, 2009

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