Flustercuck

An even more fucked up clusterfuck.

This motherfucking flustercuck in front of me doesn’t know how to drive for shit!

by O+C September 13, 2022

FLUSTERCUCK

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"Vimeo.com/FLUSTERCUCK"

by i76kjglkjg September 27, 2022

flaternet

Short for "flat internet", an implementation of the internet within a Flat Earth model

Alice: "Are you telling me I can't trust the internet?"
Bob: "Point at the internet on a map. Then I’ll trust them."
Alice: *draws internet scribble on a flat earther map*
Bob: "Ah the flat internet"
Mallory: "flaternet"

by a1gaius September 28, 2022

Flostered

To encourage, by any means necessary in order to bring a positive result.

Crime was high in the city of Boise Idaho, local events were getting canceled until more security flostered the community.

by LordofLemmens February 15, 2023

Flasher

Ohohohohohoho! AND he's a flasher! Flashing his fat cock all over the place! Hahahahaha!

Hym "Hey! He's a flasher too!!! Look at him!"

by Hym Iam May 3, 2023

flattergabbed

When someone is poked by people around him/her while being flattened by a giant hydraulic press.

The judge sent Jimmy to be flattergabbed, bless his heart.

by BlusteelDiver May 19, 2023

Flattery

The assurance of paid legal fees, payable by cash or money order

“Listen babe, flattery will get you anywhere”

by Keith West June 11, 2023