Flustercuck

A Flustercuck is a clusterfuck you aren’t involved in yet. You are sitting in the corner, watching it happen. You know you’re going to have to get in there and it’s going to be a mess.

Bill’s doing Jaeger bombs and grinding on the bouncers girl. This is a total flustercuck.

by Scmookus May 13, 2019

flustercuck

1. The polite way to say clusterfuck.
2. The redness in the cheeks that occurs once you discover you've been cuckolded.

1. This election cycle is a real flustercuck.
2. John was flustercucked after he found out Sue cheated on him.

by MisterWhisper July 3, 2016

flustercuck

Alternate spelling for clusterfuck.

All those problems together just make a flustercuck I don't want to solve.

by pjdkoch August 7, 2016

flustercuck

when you cut yourself trying to cut mayonnaise because you think it’s a pickle

guy: I just flustercucked my finger, it really hurt
guy 2: oof been there done that

by SloppiToppionDaddy69420 April 22, 2021

FLUSTERCUCK

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by i76kjglkjg September 27, 2022

Flustercuck

An even more fucked up clusterfuck.

This motherfucking flustercuck in front of me doesn’t know how to drive for shit!

by O+C September 13, 2022

flustercuck

A clusterfuck for people who can't spell

"This is a flustercuck!... Hold up, that doesn't sound right"

by eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee1 July 6, 2025