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Jonathan Wells

A classic alias used to give to some cops when they are trying to get your basic information. Originated in Manhattan Beach by the legendary doyner Jonathan Wells.
Cop: "Hey son what is your name?"
Bro: "Uhh...Jonathan Wells."
Cop: "You are a fucking retard."
by Jovis McGhee May 16, 2011
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Well Fed

by jackass/hater August 27, 2010
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Well anyway

Well anyway - To cut someone off from speaking, and to change subject abruptly. Other person was not listening, or uninterested in what the person was talking about.
Person 1:OMG the waitress's hair was so tangled and messy from the...

Person 2: Well anyway, did you go to the game Sat night? Omg it was so intense that they were back to back with 20seconds left.
by Astrids_Way February 11, 2017
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well fed

When you see very good content of a celebrity, fictional character or ship, usually pornographic content, you've been well fed.
Green and Ms Brown slowburn workplace romance eventual smut fic? Oh man we're so well fed.
by dicklearation October 17, 2018
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cum well

1. A vulgar compliment for a man meaning verile.
2. A vulgar insult on a women saying she is such a slutty whorebag that if you lowered a bucket down her loose twat and raised it again it would be full of semen.
1. That Peter North is such a cum well.

2. That cheating cunt is a slimy cum well.
by beeblebrox September 4, 2005
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Wellness Policy

A policy instituted in schools by neo-facists to destroy fat people and make a supreme race of annorexic people.
The wellness policy is so evil, I'm surprized Ronald Regan must have come up with it.
by A Man15151515 March 29, 2007
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well-done

describes a person who obviously suntans too much.
"That neighbor lady is tanned dark brown. Why does she think that looks attractive?"

"Yea, dude. She's well-done."
by Sunkisthappy October 14, 2009
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