Definitions by urbouluvsurman

Fleece Quarter Zip 

the peak of the fashion industry. mwuah.

person 1; damn, thats hot as fuck

person 2; nah, thats fleece quarter zip

Fleece Quarter Zip by urbouluvsurman July 11, 2022

smooth like crinimal 

you've been hit by, you've been hit by, a "smooth like crinimal"

dam, he "smooth like crinimal"
everyone loves joe

smooth like crinimal by urbouluvsurman April 12, 2022

AshtonK

A truly sexy man, whose fuck-face is truly irresistible. His fertility rate is through the roof and has courted many women in his time. He brandishes the trails similar to those of the Avatar, possessing the knowledge of his past lives. Making him a truly unstoppable Chad machine

Woman 1: who is that sexy beast over there!!!!?

Woman 2: omg, idk but he feels ike such an AshtonK

AshtonK by urbouluvsurman July 29, 2020

PICKLE 

sometimes a person, sometimes a pickle. we'll never know how he did it, but he did.

Person 1 - i luv u pickle

Person 2 - i luv u 2 iZZable

POOF!!!

Person 1 - what PICKLE where are you?

Person 2 - "in a robotic voice" . i am a PICKLE now. a real PICKLE

PICKLE by urbouluvsurman November 13, 2018