2 definitions by urbouluvsurman

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A truly sexy man, whose fuck-face is truly irresistible. His fertility rate is through the roof and has courted many women in his time. He brandishes the trails similar to those of the Avatar, possessing the knowledge of his past lives. Making him a truly unstoppable Chad machine
Woman 1: who is that sexy beast over there!!!!?

Woman 2: omg, idk but he feels ike such an AshtonK
by urbouluvsurman July 29, 2020
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sometimes a person, sometimes a pickle. we'll never know how he did it, but he did.
Person 1 - i luv u pickle

Person 2 - i luv u 2 iZZable

POOF!!!

Person 1 - what PICKLE where are you?

Person 2 - "in a robotic voice" . i am a PICKLE now. a real PICKLE
by urbouluvsurman November 13, 2018
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