smooth like crinimal

you've been hit by, you've been hit by, a "smooth like crinimal"

dam, he "smooth like crinimal"
everyone loves joe

by urbouluvsurman April 13, 2022

PICKLE

sometimes a person, sometimes a pickle. we'll never know how he did it, but he did.

Person 1 - i luv u pickle

Person 2 - i luv u 2 iZZable

POOF!!!

Person 1 - what PICKLE where are you?

Person 2 - "in a robotic voice" . i am a PICKLE now. a real PICKLE

by urbouluvsurman November 14, 2018

Fleece Quarter Zip

the peak of the fashion industry. mwuah.

person 1; damn, thats hot as fuck

person 2; nah, thats fleece quarter zip

by urbouluvsurman July 11, 2022

AshtonK

A truly sexy man, whose fuck-face is truly irresistible. His fertility rate is through the roof and has courted many women in his time. He brandishes the trails similar to those of the Avatar, possessing the knowledge of his past lives. Making him a truly unstoppable Chad machine

Woman 1: who is that sexy beast over there!!!!?

Woman 2: omg, idk but he feels ike such an AshtonK

by urbouluvsurman July 29, 2020