Armond White

Annoying hack of a film critic that gives bad reviews to good films and good reviews to bad films, with the reviews being pretentious and nonsensical. On Rotten Tomatoes, he has only agreed with the Tomatometer 51% of the time! Everyone knows, however, that he only does this for attention since his reviews are always the most discussed.

Here's a list of films he hates:

Up (97%)
The Dark Knight (94%)
The Hangover (78%)
Star Trek (95%)
Watchmen (64%, I don't care if it's low, it's still one of my favorite movies)
WALL-E (96%)
The Wrestler (98%)
Benjamin Button (73%)
Gran Torino (80%)
Slumdog Millionaire (94%)
Burn After Reading (78%)
Hellboy 2 (88%)
Iron Man (93%)

Compared to movies he "likes":

Transformers 2 (20%)
Land of the Lost (28%)
Dance Flick (27%)
Confessions of a Shopaholic (23%)
Bedtime Stories (23%)
Transporter 3 (38%)
What Happens in Vegas (27%)
Chuck & Larry (13%, he called it a "modern classic")

So yeah, White is an attention-seeking idiot.

Isn't it weird that he's a black man who's last name is White and he likes bad movies and hates good movies?

Armond White is just an idiot.

by david smith, jr. July 2, 2009

White silk

The ethereal residue that clings to garments when they have been used to clean up after ejaculation!

Have you been pleasuring yourself in the cupboard again?Theres white silk all over my best wetsuit!

by Philip wheel November 17, 2013

white dayum

a good looking white girl or guy

that white dayum thinks they are black

by jimmy stevan October 24, 2016

White Narcissism

White people who idealized the Masters role durining slavery. Because they saw them in a positive light, they seek to be in that role because of their ingrained feelings of being inferior, brought on from generations looking at the "Master's" role as what the superior people are. They now dehumanize people, even family members in an attempt to reach Master status, thus seeing people as property, and only something to use for their purpose. "White Narcissism "

White Narcissism is the death of a society with empathy and compassion for others.

by KarmaPast July 12, 2017

White Jackal

A member of the poor black community who steals and then sells for coke money.

Melique walks into his buddy Tyrone's house to find a considerable amount of cocaine on the table. Melique says, "Tyrone, where you get the money for all this coke?"

Tyrone replies, "how do you think motha fucka?"

Melique says, "Tyrone, yous such a White Jackal mayne!"

by BigK6 September 23, 2011

White Lightning

Single distilled ethyl-alcohol. Sometimes refered to as moonshine, white liquor, white lightning, mountain dew, hooch, homebrew, white whiskey, and corn liquor. White Lightning differs from true moonshine in that moonshine is usually double or triple distilled, where as white lightning is generally the product of a single distillation. Crystal clear, resembling water.

I just finished boiling off a batch of good ol' White Lightning.

by NJen25 January 7, 2017

Specific Whites

slang term for the Pacific Heights neighborhood in San Francisco.

he lives in Specific Whites

by gr70 March 25, 2010