tweet and delete

A type of social media public relations stunt, used mostly by celebrity whores who want to get quickly noticed on Twitter. A tweet is posted, then immediately deleted, then screenshots of the tweet get posted to prove the existence of the tweet itself.

Did @kanyewest tweet and delete a naked photo of @KimKardashian? #douchebag4life

by primetime4521 September 28, 2014

workout tweet

a thing a person, usually a fat / known for being lazy person would post on their wall.
They'll be all like today's workout was soo hard. or
Back from a load of work outs from my gym. (backyard)

Wall Post
Jane:WOW todays workouts was really hard!!! haha lol
Fonda: *in my mind* wow seriously who gives a fuck. noone cares for your workout tweets.

by CatSheman October 20, 2010

Drunk Tweet

The act of putting ridiculous ideas on twitter due to intoxication.

Pam tweeted really weird things last night.

Don't worry it was only Drunk Tweet

by PG96 December 29, 2011

wage theft

When your employer/boss/manager breaks the law by not paying you all you're entitled to get. Not paying overtime, not paying minimum wage, deducting money from your paycheck, not reimbursing you for expenses, not paying you on time, paying "under the table", misclassifying you as an independent contractor, etc.

Lisa server broke a couple of bottles when she tripped on the way to the customer's table. At the end of the week, Lisa noticed that her manager deducted the cost of the bottles from her paycheck and remembered about wage theft.

by Solid Rep April 19, 2014

Gain Tweet

When you gain several twitter followers from having absolutely no talent or reason for having so many followers, for example going online and paying lots of money for twitter followers, buying twitter accounts off of others which already have several hundred-thousand followers, or going online and completing lots of surveys which require lots of extremely personal information to get more followers.

Aquafina: OMG Evian, you know that ratchet girl in my chem class, Dasani? Well Fiji told me that she gain tweets once a month. Last week she bought an account with 300,000 followers for $89,000 bucks!

Evian: OMG I never liked that girl anyway, lol
Aquafina: Omg Evian shut up you're so young, never say lol again, thats like cool slang for like third graders.
Evian: sorry aquafina
Aquafina: it's okay, evian

by Hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahha July 13, 2015

Meme theft

When someone finds a funny meme on the internet and shares it to others without giving credit to the original creator of the image, or claims to be the creator of/own the meme.

Person 1:"Ay man, check out this meme I made!"
Person 2:"Cool."
In group chat:
Person 2:"Hey guys I made a new meme" *shows a meme made by person one*
Person 1:"But I made that meme, that's meme theft!"

by DefinitivelyMemeExpert August 12, 2017

Theft

Robbing someone, when someone breaks into your home or business, and steals something.

Someone tried to break into my home, and I introduced them to my Frank Thomas aluminum bat.

by Saints November 18, 2003