Schlumped

When you like someone so much but they don't know it because they are already in a committed relationship.

Bruh. He’s perfect. I’m schlumped.

by simpinsadgirl September 9, 2019

Shlompin

Meaning the taste of something is above god level.

Dang mom! These mashed potatoes are shlompin!

by I <3 black ppl October 13, 2019

shlampin

shlumped + lampin, so a tired yet comfortable position

weston's not gonna come skate, he's shlampin in his hammock

by justaboywhoshlamps December 1, 2019

Shump

It’s where you take a dump while in the shower

Aidan took a shump while in the locker room shower...

by Yeet patrol chief December 16, 2019

Schlump

Schlump: The action of being heavily leaned over in a chair to the point where your head is almost the same level as your legs.

Guy 1: Look at him, hes passed out. We should help him.
Guy 2: This man is SCHLUMP.

by LightningMqQueen April 15, 2020

Shlempo

A limp ween

I went to Brads house last night and he kept slappin me in the face with his dirty ol shlempo

by shlemp slinger June 30, 2020

Shump

A shump is a adjective, verb, adverb, noun, pronoun, preposition, conjunction, interjection, determiner, Place, or idea/ideal.

Person1: "That guy is such a shump."
Person2: "Yeah he really got shumped'."

by Bowan September 3, 2020