lasers

The feeling of an impending bowel movement.

Sorry officer, I was speeding because I've got lasers.

by TTTTTTTTYYYYYYYYYYY June 12, 2006

LaserJet Printer

A heroin dealer, see balloon

Shit G, i needs sum monay for da LaserJet Printer. I gosta get my fix!

by Anonymous October 12, 2002

larner

A idiot who causes more chaos than good, educational yes but only on the level of an ant, cheap labou, maths are there speciality.

Your such a larner

by Unknown keyboard button. June 29, 2017

lasership

when want to ship a package and believe that the package will be sent at laser speed.

"I tried to lasership you a package but, you told me you never received it... turns out it was laser shit..."

by tra0wling December 25, 2017

laser

a loser/lame person who sucks at life & eats as much food as possible and is just waiting to explode & is fugly.

nolan sorrel is a laser.
ellie is not a laser.

by maryy elliot December 5, 2007

layner

a deformed, wrinkled cock that smells like biffle, not recommended to give head upon, for an abnormally huge nose might get in the way

also is used to describe unnecessary repetition of a chosen letter in a word

"omgzzzzz lookkkkk attttt thatttt laynerrrrrr!!!!"

"ommggzzzz itsss fingerrrrzzz gett stuckkk toooo theeeee keyboardddddd"

by d00zy January 9, 2007

Lasers

Anything that is trash, garbage, basura, doo-doo, wack, dreadful, awful, terrible, repugnant...see where I'm going with this?

Just bend over, your head is Lasers

by Lupe Fiascoe March 17, 2011