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Lasner

Light Amplification by Stimulated Nocturnal Emission Radiation. This phenomenon occurs when a dude has a wet dream so intense that a laser beam shoots out of his penis.
"Dude, bro....last night I had a LASNER. It shot straight through my tightey whiteys up into the ceiling. The upstairs neighbors called the cops and now I gotta pay for the damages. Shit's fucked cuz I was dreaming about YOUR MOM! You owe me a beer!"
by Chip N Crisp January 12, 2013
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James Ladner

The UFC just bleed guy. Really funny video on youtube, is an mma legend just because how freakin funny he looks in it. But is in jail til 2012 for recieving stolen property.. How sad. Look him up, its pretty damn funny.
The just bleed guy is so famous, tom lawlor dressed up like James Ladner (just bleed guy) at one of his weigh-ins
by IDKButYouDo October 24, 2010
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lasercorning

the act of eating your food before you get back to wherever you are going
me and my friend went an order some food and as soon as we got are food and went to the front of the biulding he already eat his food and you say you keep lasercorning
by FACTS 1.2 February 26, 2017
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Ranged Top Laner

Ranged Top Laner

Ranged Top Laner refers to people in the popular MOBA League of Legends who decide to ruin any ounce of fun for the enemy top laner

People may decide to play as a Ranged Top Laner if they have gone on a lose streak and wish to be good at something for once so they decide to play a champ like Ryze or Anivia top lane
Damn this Ranged Top Laner must be Challenger Rank 1
can our jungle gank top please? this Ranged Top Laner is more cancerous then Solo Queue
by an angry darius main December 24, 2019
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the sun is a deadly laser

Do you want to take a road trip?
NO
Why not?
THE SUN IS A DEADLY LASER
by Mac Finder June 17, 2017
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deadly laser

What the sun is, before there was a blanket.
by peepums1 July 3, 2017
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Fookin Laser Sights

A meme made in Thatcher's operator video, has become a meme for people who use or get killed by a laser sight attachment.
Lit Kid: "That kid is using laser sights!"
Not Lit Kid: "Fookin laser sights!!!"
by tobster1155 February 27, 2018
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