two peckered billy-goat

a very horny person

Wow look at that guy is hornier then a two peckered billy-goat.

by dbond May 5, 2011

Chinese Field Goal

A play in American Football where in the team comes out in field goal formation, and the holder pulls the ball up and looks to pass the ball to the kicker who is running down field.

"There's not much time to go, I say we go for the Chinese field goal."
"You're fucked in the head. Kickers don't catch. They kick."

by Black Pope September 17, 2011

you fuck one goat

This expression dates as far back as man has been stuffing his junk into farm animals. You fuck one goat. Meaning there are some things we do that we must carry with us, no matter the good deeds you do or the people who love you, this can all be overshadowed by one horrific deed.

An old farmer walking through his field with his grandson.

Old farmer- "Billy, you see that fence there? Your father and I built that fence with our own two hands.

Billy-''Yeah... That's great grandpa.

Old farmer- "And that barn Billy, do you see that barn? My father and I built that barn long ago together. And these fields Billy...

Billy- uh huh, didnt you fuck some goats once though?

Old farmer- "it was one goat! Geez you fuck one goat...

by Ageofchronic January 6, 2017

Goal Digger

A person who wants the finer things in life, but is happy to work hard and set goals in order to get there.

I am going to become a goal digger and pass all my classes this semester.

by Charmaine Hayden October 31, 2016

Goashas

Formal Name: God

And he, Goashas, threw down the sinners to hell.

by annonymous May 10, 2004

goat times

Anything you want it to be. Something to be said when you have nothing else to say. A good or a bad time, depending on the inside joke between you and another person.

William: Damn, Nadia is such an idiot. I wish she would get fired so I can make the extra money it takes to pay her overpaid salary.
Ray: Yeah.
William: I mean, I could do so much better and all that.. (bla bla bla)
Ray: Goat times.

by MrV July 3, 2007

Goats Bladder

90s-00s Merseyside slang, loosely meaning a ridiculous idiot. Calling someone a “goat” or a “pia goat” was a common insult used around certain parts of Merseyside. The addition of the word bladder adds further a layer of ridiculousness.

Whata piaaa goat, absolute goats bladder!

That juggalo Jake is a proper goats bladder!!

by Kurt Gaiger December 10, 2020