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electric slide

The act of lubing and slipping a 9-volt battery (perferably of the Energizer brand because they keep going and going) into one's own anus or the anus of an unsuspecting other while performing fellatio.
Ian was busting a move on The Palace dance floor all night. Once he got a few drinks in him he even pulled out his patented move- the electric slide, but I don't mean the dance move.

I was going down on Ian. He wasn't feeling it, so I gave him the ol' electric slide. He promptly blew his load all over my face.
by The Sclitch March 19, 2007
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Carmen Electra

The Fuckin hottest to ever set foot on this earth, Nice tits, (not 2 big and not too small) a good hairy pussy and a nice ass, her ass is like the hamburgers that I cook.. Thick and Juicy, if she came up to me and said she wanted to: do me/suck me off/or have me fuck her in her ass, I wouldn't say no, would you?
I fucked Carmen's nice hairy pink pussy last night and I didnt hear any complaints
by moufassa March 14, 2005
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Ejectculation

The act of squeezing your cock from the balls to the genitals in the hopes that you may shoot out a tad more cum because you fapped and lost all of your cum that you should've used on your gf.

Not to be confused by computers regurgitating USBs.
Willy wanked his cock, but so little came out that he tried ejectculation to get more cum. The next day his gf didn't get pregnant and she thought Willy was a girl.
by darude sandstorm May 23, 2015
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Electric Cucumber

(1) a vibrator (2) Also, a windows font. This is a good gift to give to emma simpson
by Josh Red February 10, 2005
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Electric Bowling Ball

The Electric Bowling Ball is a close relative of "The Shocker." Often misinterpreted as "The Claw," it's a maneuver that resembles the shape of your hand when gripping a bowling ball. If the woman is laying on her back, the thumb is inserted into the vagina and the middle and ring finger inserted into the butthole.

The word "Electric" is latin in origin and derives from the shock that occurs when the Electric Bowling Ball is first used. The Electric Bowling Ball should not be used frequently or for more than 20 minutes at a time.
"Josh, my girlfriend is pissing me off today," says Mike. "Yeah, you should give her the Electric Bowling Ball and dump her."

Did you see that girl's face? It was like someone Electric Bowling Balled her without KY!
by Mike Tweezy Good-Cox April 2, 2010
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Electric Beige

Possibly the most refreshing exilerating adrenaline induced milkshake brand...i mean colour ever known to man, or anything other than fungi.
(Jerome) Demond that Wigger looks slick in those electric beige shoes!
(Demond) I sure feel stupid in these Nike Air Jordans...
by Joel the dentist July 11, 2010
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auto electrician

As one that walks above and trancends all things.called apon by pesent mechanics to save all that is important to them.also is more hung then mechanics creating tension between the two
Mechanic 1: I can't fix the car
Mechanic 2:have u hit it with the hammer
Auto leck rides in on a white stallion, lays his hand apon the bonnet starting the vehicle.
Mechanic 1/2 drop to there knees to praise his Devine presence.auto electricians are god
by loliepop crusader November 3, 2013
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