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Forum Driver

Occasionally, you will encounter a forum/chat room with multiple staff types. One of these types are Drivers, which are kinda like semi-moderators, however they usually take it seriously 24/7, as they are desperate for promotion.

They are capable of using mutes and kicks and can announce messages. They are the ultimate assholes on the web. Exercise caution when approaching them.
Forum Drivers tend to act like this:

sueno21456: Flex your dongers! Flex your dongers!
sueno21456 was muted for 60 minutes by Voltaire

Fly60: Lol the drivers are back!!
Fly60 was muted for 7 minutes by Voltaire
by Lithium March 31, 2015
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Substitute Driver

A school bus driver different from your usual one. Commonly not very good at their job, or with no idea how to use the GPS.
"this substitute driver is completely inept"
by Beholderface September 26, 2017
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Blouse Driver

A gay man who appears he would be a submissive sexually based on his youth, stature and personal attributes, but in reality is a total dominant top and has an out of proportionately, huge penis.
You could never tell, but Johnny is a total blouse driver, great ass but he will not allow anyone to top him, and his huge dick takes control every time.
by You are not Barbara July 30, 2018
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pile driver micro-goomba

A subspecies of micro-goombas, who often live in blocks for defense, and hop around to attack and travel.
Pile driver micro-goombas first appeared in Super Mario Bros. 3.”
by MaybeARealWord April 19, 2021
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BooberEats Driver

When you grab boobs with your hands as though you are holding a steering wheel and then proceed to moterboat.
Boyfriend: “Hey babe I’m feeling pretty hungry, mind if I have some BooberEats??”

Girlfriend: “sure thing bro”

Boyfriend: “I love being a BooberEats driver”
by Rsoldado9 September 7, 2021
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Dickhead driver

1. Referring to people always want to do something,but never deliver it in action.
Instead,they like to talk about it,and they usually feel uncomfortable when someone criticize them. But they don't change it even if it failed many times.

2. Referring to people who usually like to think everything as the same way,they consider things based on their prospective and experience,and care less about what actually happening or how other things working.

3. Referring to people who usually repeat the same thing over and over again,it is difficult to change their mind,even if what they do has never succeed.
Action speak louder than words,don't be a dickhead driver.
by JLLQ January 26, 2022
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Heavy Driver

The Term Heavy Driver is a term derived by Arrack Industrialists ; which is a certain variant of liquor. Heavy Driver as a term is a synonym for Drinking & Driving and describes someone who seems jumbled and crazy, like a drunk man.

Through satirical comedy it describes someone who has no power over their emotions. With a mix of confusion and being lost ; a Heavy Driver escalates a situation and ends up fumbling horrifically.

The Term is also used to describe an Individual who considers themselves a Risk Taker and engage in various acts of tomfoolery or challenges to prove a ridiculous statement true.

Heavy Driver summarises anybody you know who is a smartass or generally half - witted in a comedic sense.
"That guy downed two packets of Jaljira. Guy's a Heavy Driver"

"Yeh Banda pura din sota hai.. Heavy Drive hai lagta hai"
by ashtraybabyhead January 10, 2023
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