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choade worbler

any or all annoying people. the only stipulations are that they look like they have some type of retardation, or speak like they are retarded.
most commonly seen attempting to speak to the cool kids in highschools or colleges. occationally frequents large parties and is found sitting in the corner, either staring at girls that he will never get with, or girls she will never look like.
WARNING: these people are prone to suicide, school shootings, and rape leading to murder, or child molestation.
" Why is Mark talking to us? He is such a choade worbler.
by Ryan LaFrance April 3, 2008
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Choad

Captain of the starship "bob", from the movie, and SciFi channel show: "Tripping the Rift".
Captain's log, commander choad speaking, starlog date what ever, etc....
by TTRfan March 12, 2004
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Chafe

Something that rubs you the wrong way, and chafes you. Although your skin is not actually chafed, a person or disruption to a good situation, is a chafe.

A chafe can also be exclaimed as a buzz kill. "Oh, what a chafe! The dvd is scratched and right at my favorite part of the movie!"
Brett: I'm looking forward to dinner with you tonight!

Jennie: Listen, Roberta's in town, and I told her she can come, I hope that doesn't chafe you out.

Brett: No, that's okay- we're cool. I'd like to see Roberta- the more the merrier.
by Katie Re July 18, 2008
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Chafed Waif

Geordie (Stanley) expression for an unnappealingly thin girl. Mainly used by those who favour "something to fondle" from a larger and more robust woman.
"Ah Jimbo! No way! She's a chafed waif man!"
by James April 27, 2006
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choad nugget

-husband "push come on get it out!!!

-wife "fuck, i hate choad nuggets
by DA_SHIT!!! June 14, 2009
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chaffe

This word should not even be in the Urban Dictionary other than to list it as a misspelling, or to list an alternate meaning to the word. The word is spelled chafe and the definition is as follows:

Pronounced: CHāf

verb
3rd person present: chafes; past tense: chafed; past participle: chafed; gerund or present participle: chafing

1.

(of something restrictive or too tight) make (a part of the body) sore by rubbing against it.

synonyms: abrade, graze, rub against, gall, scrape, scratch; excoriate

(of a part of the body) be or become sore as a result of abrasive rubbing.

(of an object) rub abrasively against another object.

synonyms: abrade, graze, rub against, gall, scrape, scratch; excoriate

2.

rub (a part of the body) to restore warmth or sensation.

3.

become or make annoyed or impatient because of a restriction or inconvenience.

synonyms: be angry, be annoyed, be irritated, fume, be exasperated, be frustrated

noun
plural noun: chafes

1.

wear or damage caused by rubbing.

2.

archaic

a state of annoyance.
verb

"the collar chafed his neck"

"the grommet stops the cable from chafing on the metal"

"the bank chafed at the restrictions imposed upon it"
noun

"to prevent chafe the ropes should lie flat"
(misspelled as chaffe: must include the misspelled word in order to submit.)
by justanotherwordguy February 26, 2017
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cum chaff

The flaky dried sperm residue you find on your inner thigh, or elsewhere.
What's that white stuff on your leg?
That's last night's cum chaff.
by crosscomox December 20, 2013
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