top chopper chopper

This means to be an idiot, fool, neek, or just a general insult in a jokey way, or not as it may be.

Stefan: D.T man look at you, you top chopper chopper, your trainerige aint even Hexclusive like mines.
D.T: ay man shut your mouth i super hexclusive look at my ends(cane rows) they are so much longer than yours you are the top chopper chopper.
Stefan: haaa u dick head haaa
Miss Cachachi: Stefan and Daniel will you please stop makin so much noise
D.T & Stefan: but miss he call me a top chopper chopper

by Y0ur bEzzi........... September 2, 2005

knee chopper

someone who intentionally tells a girl or guy you are trying to hook up with something bad about you in hopes the hook up will think your scum so they can nail the hook up themselves.

I was this close to taking Jennifer home last night until that knee chopper Tommy told her I banged her roommate the night before.

by texashabsfan June 15, 2009

Chupper

An evolutionary throwback.

The chuppers in Philip K. Dick's novel 'the Similacra' are throwbacks to earlier human ancestors.

by matsvw August 3, 2006

chipped up

Being completely drunk 24/7, reaching the point where you get so drunk that you cannot walk, talk, or find the right hole...
the state of being so drunk that you cannot feel you body

a person who does this often is considered a chipper

"Hey there, where did you get that car, and why are you in the hospital"
"i don't know, i got so chipped up last night that i couldn't even find the right hole"

by 2Slick2willy8 February 12, 2008

Chopper

Call-sign of Alvin H. Davenport from Ace Combat 5: The Unsung War.

I can't believe Chopper died in Mission 17; Journey Home!

by Zack Finley January 13, 2009

Let me get my toenail clippers

A phrase used for when you see a hot girl on TV with excellent cleavage.

You say this so anyone around you wont see you as a pervert; seeing as you're occupied looking for your toenail clippers, instead of staring at the gorgeous artwork on the TV screen.

Or at least that's what they think.

"Hey! Jerry Springer's special guest is Pamela Anderson!"

"Let me get my toenail clippers..."

by danjin May 18, 2009

69 clipper position

like a normal 69 position but you chew your partners toenails, and them yours.

My buddy Ronnie told me he hit the 69 clipper position with his girl last night.

by Weeberino September 29, 2019