Skip to main content

bill bailey

THE best stand-up act and comedian, and probably one of the funniest guys on tv right now.
kinda looks like a troll, but who cares?
self-proclaimed "confused hippy"
bill bailey has appeared in:

black books
never mind the buzzcocks

and guest stars in many other british tv shows.
by fiona clarke December 9, 2008
mugGet the bill bailey mug.

Baileys

You ever drunk Bailey's from a shoe?
Bailey's. Mmm... creamy.
And this one's as close as you can get to Baileys without your eyes gettin' wet.
Stef:Say, Rachel, fancy some baileys??
Rachel:yeah! why not!. But i only drink it from shoes.
Stef:oh yeah totally, no other why to drink it!
*clunk shoes together and down contents in a celebratory fashion.*
by PlanPony January 18, 2008
mugGet the Baileys mug.
Related Words
baileys bail bailee bail out baileigh bailie baily bailer baila Bailure

champ bailey

starting cornerback for the denver broncos. spent his college career at the university of georgia. Tied for the league lead with 10 interceptions in 2006. It could've been over 20 interceptions if teams would actually throw at him. The only quarterback to throw at Bailey was Matt Leinart, who got picked twice by Bailey.
Announcer: Another pick by Champ Bailey. If people threw at him, he would've been defensive MVP.
by seaaaa February 6, 2007
mugGet the champ bailey mug.

Bailey

A very gorgeous, kind and brave woman. Adorable and child like and yet wise beyond her years. An activist and an old soul. She is about as radically feminist and leftist as they come, and very stubborn about it. Can be overly sensitive and emotional at times but very empathetic and tries to see the good in everyone. Incredible eyes. Always beautiful, but she doesn't believe it and is very self conscious and can't take a compliment. Very smart but again, doesn't believe it and yet everyone has or has had a crush on her at some point. People fall in love instantly, but she's a victim of her own charm and beauty, a heartbreaker and a self-admitted slut so be careful.
"Look, there's Bailey at that protest!"

"Bailey is totally the full package, I heard she has several lovers."

"Bailey is lovely, too bad she doesn't believe it.
by WTME May 10, 2013
mugGet the Bailey mug.

Bailey Ledford

A really cute guy who loves skateboarding and has puffy hair. He'll be best friends with a girl, and then ask her out. Don't be fooled by his sensitivity, In the end it's all a lie. He's really just a loser douchebag that needs a haircut.
Girl 1: Damn he's fine
Girl 2: Don't talk to him, He's a Bailey Ledford.
by DevaneeWall December 14, 2011
mugGet the Bailey Ledford mug.

bailosaurus

A close bro that will just bail out of anything at any given moment. Usually bailing on a bro night without the decency to hit up said bros and give them a heads up. Will some times bail to hang out with dime piece or other erroneous reasons.

can be closely related to a dippopotamus.
Example:

Bro 1: Yo where's Timmy at? Thought he was hitting up late night apps with us!

Bro 2: Ah haven't heard from him in a couple hours.

Bro: Dude he is such a bailosaurus.

Example 2:
Guy 1: Johnny, you still going out with us tonight?
Guy 2: Nah man i gotta walk my cat tonight.
Guy 1: God damn bailosaurus!
by not-a-bailosaurus September 12, 2013
mugGet the bailosaurus mug.

bailey poulos

I young body builder that masturbates at the park with young children, he usually like to eat sausages and rice. he cant help but perv on girls at the local park.
don't be a bailey poulos because you will loose your friends .
by vcdxv dfvcd sfrbqr21 March 2, 2017
mugGet the bailey poulos mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email