best buy

A corporate electronics store that doesn’t care what electronics you buy, as long as you buy “extras” with it. No one in the company besides from the CEO's and the Investors have any kind of degree after high school, or if they do they won't stay there long because they can't stand all the bullshit propaganda.

Best Buy employee at register: Hi welcome to Best Buy. Will you be putting this purchase on you Best Buy Card today?
Customer: No.
Employee: Would you like to sign up for a Best Buy card today?
Customer: No thanks.
Employee: Do you have a Best Buy Rewards card?
Customer: No.
Employee: Would you like to sign up? It’s only $9.99 and for every $125 you spend…
Customer: No thanks.
Employee: Would you like to purchase an Extended Service Plan on this? If anything goes wrong in the next 4 years…
Customer: No.
Employee: Would you like to sign up for 4 free weeks of Sports Illustrated or Entertain…
Customer: No
Employee: Would you like to try Netflix free for 2…
Customer: NO.
Employee: Would you like to try a free trial of Rhapsody music service? It allows you to…
Customer: NO!
Employee: Your Purchase today enables you to get a free trial of an Internet Service Provider. We offer AOL, Net Zero…
Customer: NO GOD DAMNIT!
Employee: The cables that come with this are very low quality. I would recommend getting some Monster Cables. They’re only 69.99 and will greatly increase sound and picture quality.
Customer: WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM???
Employee: Would you like any extra batteries to go with your remote?
Customer: FUCK YOU!
Employee: On the bottom of your receipt there’s a survey and if you do it you will be put in a drawing to win a $500 Best Buy gift card.
Customer: SHUT UP! JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!

best buy by jack94117 April 13, 2006

best believe 

another way to say "you better believe it."

1: he gonna kill somebody.
2: ya thinks so?
1: best believe, man. best believe.

best believe by KRHimself September 8, 2004

Besote 

A big ol' kiss.

te quiero dar un besote.

Besote by Elias H.D. January 1, 2010

best best friend 

Someone amazing, who is always there for you and who cares about you a whole lot. They are incredible and wonderful, and they are the best person in your life. They are the best. They are fun and nice and smart and witty and funny and interesting and astounding, and they bring so much happiness.

Emma is my best best friend.

best best friend by Lauren224 April 5, 2017

Super Best Friends 

Speed Channel F1 commentator Steve Matchett's nickname for the Super Aguri F1 Team

Takuma Sato comes home in 15th for the Super Best Friends.

Super Best Friends by Scott Speed December 9, 2008

Best Bitches 

Two or more friends who are close enough to refer to on and other in derogatory terms with out having a fight.

Ex: Danielle and Lizzie are my Best Bitches

Best Bitches by sarabeara6393 January 2, 2012

bestie 

Best•ie /'bestê/ noun
A bestie is so much better than a best friend. A bestie can read your mind and knows all your secrets(even the ones you probably don't remember). A bestie is the superhero of friends. This person can make you pee your pants from laughing when all the chaos in your life should really be making you cry. A bestie also is the one person in your life that knows your family(good & bad) as well as you do. One may have a few or possibly several best friends, but it is only possible to have only one bestie. A bestie always has your back and reminds you what an awesome, badass of a person you are when you need it. To find your one true bestie is truly a blessing.

Sarah and Heather have been bestie's since they were 16 years old, and love each other awful.

bestie by Libragem July 9, 2014