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Woodsy Fart 

Extremely earthy, ripe, aromatic flatulence. Thick and pungent, it lingers and clings to the nostrils. It may be accompanied by dibbles of a waxy, oily consistency.
I was in the middle of my presentation when I dropped a woodsy fart. Needless to say a break was called that cleared the room.

My uncle did a woodsy fart right after Christmas dinner. Everyone could taste it and it’s still floating around the living room.
Woodsy Fart by Dick Onchin December 24, 2021
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Old Fart 

Someone so old that even their farts smell like the opening of a Egyptian tomb
Old Fart by Yo momma68 March 25, 2022
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Couchy fart 

The sound of a fart resulting from pushing the fart into the seat cushion of a couch.
That was such a couchy fart.
Couchy fart by Fluffnuggets March 27, 2022

Diesel Fart

It is a fart with a low but severe bounce frequency, preferably with a warmer and fuller sound than normal one.
Diesel fart makes my but cheeks bounce super crazy.
Diesel Fart by Luwin April 7, 2022

Gargle Fart 

When you fart and it sounds like your 86 year old grandma that's gargling Listerine after swallowing a load from your grandpa
OMG dude your gargle fart sounded just like my grandma last night WTF

roblox fart sex

what 6-year-olds search up when they want porn
Mom: I saw your search history. WTF IS ROBLOX FART SEX?!?!
Kid: What?
Mom: Come in the car, I'm gonna drop you off at the adoption center
roblox fart sex by piposhendu January 14, 2023

front fart surprise 

When a woman queefs and it stuns you.
Sharon and I were going at it when she unleashed a front fart surprise. It was grand.