Dick Aneurism 

When a penis becomes so erect that it begins to spasm erratically. It is uncontrollably pleasurably painful. During a dick aneurism, one must not drink Gatorade. They might die.

Damn girl...last night I gave my boyfriend a dick aneurism!

Dick Aneurism by dickwars September 30, 2012

Dick Flumper 

A gay man.

"You're a tree hugging, dirt worshipping dick flumper."

"I know man, I just want peace, love and a penis in my butt."

Dick Flumper by MsVodkaaa December 11, 2012

dick gaggle

A gaggle of dicks; meaning a disorderly group of dicks. Sometimes incorrectly called a bunch of assholes.

"A bunch of assholes live on this street."

"No, I wouldn't say that. It's more like a dick gaggle."

dick gaggle by v.kernel October 28, 2013

dick tassel 

a tassel on one's dick. dick tassel. a thin strip of t-shirt one might cut off the sleve of their shirt then whip around one's dick. dick tassel.

I have a dick tassel. I made it from my shirt.

dick tassel by dicktassel November 16, 2013

dick idiot 

One who typically speaks in an arrogant manner, predominantly towards shwacks, but is ignorant towards his or her incompetence and narcissistic tendencies.

The term was coined by philosopher Dan Taylor, and has been agreed the term arose during the early 21st century by several academic communities.

I just got a 14 on you, ya fucking dick idiot.

I said I wanted the orange flavor of Cariboo, ya fucking dick idiot.

Whose the fuck is the dick idiot who shwacked up this box-box?

If I wanted a dick idiots opinion about the piece, I would've asked you.

Fuck, let me piss out my cock and have a dart first, ya dick idiot.

Ya dick idiot.

dick idiot by HiBaller69 December 4, 2013

Dick mist 

An awesome and rare occurrence as, when flopping out to relieve oneself on a cold winter's day, the penis releases a beautiful

mist, swaying in the wind.

This event is best witnessed in a very cold environment, however it is not advised to piss outdoors just to see this in case a predatory bird mistakes your genitals for food.

Gavin: 'Hey Rob what's that miraculous glow above your penis?!'

Rob: 'That, my friend, is dick mist, quite a phenomenon huh?'

Dick mist by mahill23 January 12, 2014

dick seat

When a girl wears a skirt and the front of the bike seat looks like a black dong!

Damn sally, wear a longer dress. You are showing dick seat!

dick seat by GangstaZ April 20, 2014