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An awesome and rare occurrence as, when flopping out to relieve oneself on a cold winter's day, the penis releases a beautiful

mist, swaying in the wind.

This event is best witnessed in a very cold environment, however it is not advised to piss outdoors just to see this in case a predatory bird mistakes your genitals for food.
Gavin: 'Hey Rob what's that miraculous glow above your penis?!'

Rob: 'That, my friend, is dick mist, quite a phenomenon huh?'
by mahill23 January 11, 2014
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