Jack Ryan

Jack Ryan is a former GOP Senate candidate for the State of Illinois against Barack Obama. He withdrew from the race after his unsealed divorce papers with actress Jeri Ryan alleged that he took her to sex clubs and asked her to engage in sexual activity in front of other patrons.

Jack brags all the time about coming from Harvard, being rich, being a genius, having a mansion in Malibu, and being friends with influential politicians yet all of his businesses have closed doors and he associates himself with convicted felons.

Sam: That politician messed up real bad being caught at a brothel.

Tom: Yeah, he pulled a Jack Ryan.

by barackryan July 18, 2022

A’Ryan

When somebody spills somebody else’s Mary Jane in the grass.

I can’t believe you just did A’Ryan with my maryjane.

by SS37 opinionated Ahole August 3, 2022

butthole ryan

someone who sends pictures of their butthole to women

“butthole ryan just sent me a picture of his butt”
“ew”

by olafthesnowman123 August 14, 2022

Gay Ryan

A person who is obnoxiously gay can be called a "Gay Ryan" referring to people called Ryan who are really gay

Jack your being a "Gay Ryan"

by unscreamable August 25, 2022

U'Ryan

He his a great guy, he loves everything and is very compassionate about everything, he's a good guy and very fun and has alot of energy too much really, he loves his mother like no other and is a good friend

You should get u a U'Ryan

by Kdc88 October 14, 2022

Matt-ryan

To choke really hard.

The Colts matt-ryan'd a 33-0 lead against the Vikings.

by NFLC USER DONUT December 17, 2022

James Ryan

The act of pwning incredibly messy and archaic technological systems with ease and game.

I James Ryan'd that thing. It never stood a chance.

by zingbatboop May 1, 2023