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Clock-watching

You go to sleep, but wake up every hour or two and check the clock, so as not to miss a scheduled event such as: Going to work, Class or a Date.
I went to sleep at 8am and woke up at 10:30, 12:30, 2:30 finally 3:30pm checked the clock every time and went work to do another 12 hour shift. Clock-watching
by Burned out August 26, 2013
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Weed Whacking

The act of drive-by destruction of people's mailboxes.
After getting her mailbox smashed by drive-by teenagers. Mrs. Parley stuck her head out the window and screamed Goddammit you good for nothing little shits! Stop weed whacking my property!
by WastingLight2012 February 20, 2015
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bush whacking

it is when your eating out a girl and she got a fuckin gnarly hair hole, aka a huuuggee bush. looks like she got king kong in a leg lock.
bush whacking is nastynaaassstyyyyy
by Devvvvooooonnnnnnnnnnniiaca December 17, 2008
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watching the lion king

"Ma~an I gotta piss!"
"There's a bathroom right in school..."
"I skipped, we were watching the lion king."
by Embrace your inner hebrew. October 28, 2007
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People watching with telescopes

To take a dump so large and stinky that only 'People watching with telescopes' would survive.

To be of so little worth to society that only 'People watching with telescopes' might be fooled into thinking you have any value.
Warn the people watching with telescopes to back up, it's on it's way, and it's worst than we thought.

If it wasn't for the people watching with telescopes no one would know how we all died today.

The chair you built was so useless even people watching with telescopes could tell.
by Ir4piDcR4ckp07 December 13, 2012
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whacking the weaz

Someone who is in the act of masturbating at a highly inappropriate time or place.
"Yo, look! That homeless man is whacking the weaz outside of that daycare center!"
by theroamin'reporter May 27, 2009
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Watching Godspell

verb.

Watching Godspell means you are one of two things, or a combo of both.

1. A member of the cast of some production in a tiny town, WAY WAY WAY off Broadway.

2. An extreme Broadway Musical fan. aka-a friggin NERD!
Girl 1: Hey! What part did you get?
Girl 2: I got Gilmer!
Girl 1: Well I guess I know what we'll be doing for the next few weeks...
Girl 2: What?
Girl 1: Watching Godspell!
by Esilanna June 26, 2008
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