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I want to [fuck] her in the worst way 

Standing up in a hammock
Playboy stud # 1 : "I want to fuck her in the worst way".
Playboy stud # 2 : "Wouldn't the missionary position be good enough?.

I always want more parmesan 

I rarely get enough (of anything!); I'm greedy; I'm insatiable.
Is parmesan expensive? I'm never given enough parmesan with my spaghetti when I eat out. It seems, I always want more parmesan!

I don't want to ruin our friendship 

What people say when they don't wanna date someone; essentially saying, "Ewww, I can't believe you just asked me out!!!!" But trying to let you down gently.
"You're a really nice guy, but I don't want to ruin our friendship." The head cheerleader said to the nerd who asked her to the prom.

i want to get fucked by jekabs.

it’s a latvian saying when you feel extra horny and you really want to fuck.

i want to eat 

when do you not? fat ass.....
SHAQWEWEAMANDRESS: i want to eat
NEYNAYMOFANDREAAZBECK: when do you not? fat ass.....
i want to eat by BigBurrr April 27, 2021

I Don't Want to Clean 

Mom: This place is a mess you should clean it.

Me: I don't want to clean, but I will! *insert "I Lied!" meme here*
I Don't Want to Clean by i<3Kopitar December 31, 2011