Tatted Tower

A Tatted Tower is a massive size building (In Ark Survival Evolved) capable of storing at least 10 gigas 20 rexs 50 wyverns comfortably, also equipped with a large storage level. Undefendable by normal means but great for PvE and single player game modes.

Grab the gigas from the Tatted Tower, we are going to raid!

by Reddhawk September 13, 2017

tower monkey

Someone who climbs towers for a living

The light on top of that tower just went out. Better call in the tower monkeys to Chang it.

by Bob0117 February 1, 2018

Tension Tower

A cheaper but practically the same version of the popular game Jenga, in which the aim of the game is to build the tallest wooden block tower. The person who knocks over the tower is the loser.

Guy 1: 'Duuude... do you have Jenga?'

Guy 2: 'Naaaaa... but I have Tension Tower!'

Guy 1: 'Bring it on!'

by Sally Bonsally January 12, 2009

Scat tower

The penis of a gay man. A Homo-erectus.

I was in Brighton, excavating a particularly succulent seam of marmite. I employed my scat tower as the only reasonable tool for the job.

by Poo Olympics Gold Medal Winner October 23, 2016

Puke Tower

When multiple people throw up on top of each other's vomit, creating a pile of puke.

Brian: Hey man, I think i'm gonna throw up!
Zach: If you do, I'll puke where you do. It will be a puke tower!

by puketower February 18, 2013

tower of misery

A fan copy of tower of hell (or should i say) and an easier version of tower of hell.

A: you havent beat tower of hell once?
B: mehh... id rather completing tower of misery 10 times than winning once in tower of hell

by Dumbass_asian February 28, 2022

The Tower of Cumdon

The Tower of Cumdon - An impenetrable fortress of solitude in which one spends their days masturbating. Resulting in many concrete socks.

"Did you get much uni work done over the weekend mate?"

"Nah I just locked myself away in The Tower of Cumdon & used up all my data allowance on Tinder"

by Bushmangarry January 30, 2014