toke of regret

when you take that one hit of weed that gets you TOO stoned

“shit man, i was smoking in my bathroom last night and my dad walked in right as i took the toke of regret”

“damnnnn”
“yeah i’m grounded for 3 months”

by Wudderparks April 9, 2024

dead tokes

when your vape dies but you still get tokes after

“hey bro got a vape”

“on dead tokes now mate”

by Arse hole May 30, 2024

Toke

A vape device

Yo bro u got a toke??

by RealMsn86 July 6, 2022

toke

Toke: A man who is attracted to femboys, furries, weird kinks, and other sketchy sexual stuff

Man 1: Dude, I think John is a toke!
Man 2: For sure, he's so weird.

by llukas June 14, 2022

Shit-Toking

Watching tiktok on the toilet (see shitoking)

Just had a 40 minute bathroom break because I was shit-toking

by Leozard September 4, 2022