flip the switch

having sex to turn your period on

damn i’m so late, i need some dick to flip the switch

by lizk14 January 28, 2020

Fuck Switch

A button or switch used to initiate the act of fucking.
Generally referring to a naughty place

"She said no, but after i hit her Fuck Switch, she was allll for it"

by MaDDnEsS13 January 9, 2010

bro-&-switch

When you've invited a male friend to join you for something and he's unable to go, but says his girlfriend or wife is free & he's already told her & she's really excited & where exactly should she meet you?

I had two tickets to the baseball game. I invited Mork, but he pulled a classic bro-&-switch, so I ended up explaining the meaning of the word "bunt" to Mindy.

by Brendon Katz-Smith September 25, 2010

Switch Nollie

Switch nollie; the act of doing something so radical and gnarly that if there was such a thing as switch nollie it would be so

Was that switch nollie bro, you landed that bolts

by Willie Wonqua May 10, 2017

Switch Gears

An art form crafted and mastered by the Schielke.Very complicated and hard to master but when mastered,you can control the entire tech room.

Alex:this project sucks
Schielke:Ok,lets Switch Gears

by The Schielkmiester October 12, 2018

pig switch

A switch fitted to the inside back of our heads (possibly placed there by aliens) which will be operated when a certain amount of alcoholic beverages have been consumed. Once the "pig switch" has been operated, a man's behaviour will become very erratic, generally he will cease drinking with his buddies and go on a mission to get laid with any female that says "yes". As a rule of thumb, these females will be ugly in the extreme.
WARNING: Women can often sense when these switches have been activated (possibly by being in tune with their ovaries), and will often use this time to facilitate an impromptu marrage proposal.

Ben: What happened to you last night Bluey? You were there drinking with us and then all of a sudden you dissapeared.
Bluey: I'd had so much beer that my pig switch was activated. I wandered in next door to the disco and picked up the first chick that would go with me. When I woke up next to her this morning I discovered that she was an absolute 3 Tusker

by ulb remorse October 21, 2009

Serguey Switch

When Serguey switches his argument in the middle of a sentence.

Serguey: "It's so awesome when people browse porn at the library, I've seen two people doing it, it's so fucking disgusting."
X: "Wait, didn't you just say you liked people browsing porn at the library?"
Serguey: "Serguey Switch!"

by INSANE PC BIRDY June 11, 2009